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- It's hilarious. - Not for the goose.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#297
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- She was killed. - Oh, then that's doubly funny.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#298
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Fabio's got a bloody nose and a bird is dead.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#299
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Mr. Griffin, that goose had a name.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#300
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It was Evelyn. And she had 23 children.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#301
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Here, let me show you her GoFundMe page.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#302
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What's your guys' Wi-Fi password?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#303
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It's "ChickensAreScum," and then 22 exclamation points.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#304
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It's on the bulletin board for when we Airbnb the house.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#305
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Peter, we are not Airbnb-ing the house.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#306
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Eh, it might be too late for that.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#307
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Hey, is there any soap in the upstairs bathroom?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#308
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If you read the PDF, it said you had to bring your own soap.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#309
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Well, I'll just use the shampoo as soap.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#310
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He's a medical student.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#311
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You know, you guys are being very rude to my boyfriend.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#312
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- I love him. - I've had enough.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#313
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Meg, I'm giving you an old tomato.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#314
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And a final demand or statement of terms,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#315
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the rejection of which will result in retaliation
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#316
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or a permanent cessation of relations.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#317
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You either break up with him or you break up with me.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#318
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You can't date us both.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#319
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Dad, you and I aren't dating.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#320
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Oh, so you've made your choice, then.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#321
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Well, I'd like my tomato back.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#322
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I'll pack my bags.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#323
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What bags? She literally owns nothing.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#324
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Guys, before I go, I have one thing to say.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#325
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Is this a "pause The Last of Us" type of conversation
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#326
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or can I "uh-huh" my way through this?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#327
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- Peter, turn it off. - Uh-huh.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#328
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If you don't accept Nugget, you don't accept me.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#329
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I'm moving in with him.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#330
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You know what the British are gonna call this?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#331
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Megxit. They're a clever little island.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#332
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Meg, please don't go.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#333
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You're my only daughter
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#334
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and I can't imagine living without you.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#335
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Plus, I need your vote to keep a Billy Bass
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#336
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- out of our living room. - I'm sorry, Mom.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#337
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My decision has been made. Goodbye.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#338
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Well, now seems like a good time
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#339
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to reopen the Billy Bass vote.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#340
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All in favor, say aye.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#341
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- Aye. - Aye.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#342
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- All opposed? - Nay.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#343
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- Present. - Coward.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#344
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