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I love you, Meg, and not just because
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#244
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you have "egg" in your name.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#245
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I love you, too, Nugget.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#246
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I want to keep seeing you, but what if our dads find out?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#247
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I guess we'll have to live a lie, like George Santos.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#248
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Hi, I'm gay-straight Jewish Nazi George Santos,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#249
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and I approve this message.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#250
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Which is to say it's the worst thing that's happened to me
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#251
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since I died on 9/11. Good morning night.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#252
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[knocking]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#254
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Nugget? What are you doing here?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#255
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I was in the neighborhood and thought we could
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#256
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Netflix and chill or Peacock and [bleep].
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#257
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Hey, Meg, can you give me a hand
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#260
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clasping these Mr. T medallions?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#261
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I have an event.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#262
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Who's your fine-feathered friend?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#263
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Dad, this is my boyfriend Nugget.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#264
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His father is the giant chicken.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#265
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[gasps]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#266
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That's it, young lady,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#267
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no Peacock for a month.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#268
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No Peacock?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#269
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But where will I watch The Croods?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#270
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That's not my problem.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#271
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Of all the chickens Meg could have chosen,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#274
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she had to choose that one.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#275
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Oh, Peter, you got to back off.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#276
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My father never stopped berating me
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#277
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when I was dating you, so as an act of defiance
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#278
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I married you just to spite him.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#279
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That seems irrelevant. [sighs]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#280
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I don't know, Lois, it feels like
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#281
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I've lost my daughter.
Family Guy
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#282
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Which means I have two sons.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#283
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If I'm lucky, they'll join the army,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#284
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and I'll be notified that they both died
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#285
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on the same day.
Family Guy
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#286
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[♪ mournful music playing]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#287
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Your two sons died getting their heads shaved
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#288
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at orientation.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#289
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They didn't even make it to the barracks.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#290
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Oh, the cost of freedom!
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#291
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Here's a flag we didn't bother to fold.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#292
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I really want to thank you for inviting me to dinner,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#293
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Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#294
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Hey, Nugget, you ever seen that video of Fabio
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#295
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getting hit in the face by a goose?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#296
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