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Once again, please stop voting for me.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#196
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This is a cry for help. I swear to God, I'll jump.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#197
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That guy is so funny.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#198
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I'm gonna vote for him a hundred times.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#199
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Well, have fun.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#200
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Where are you going all dolled up?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#201
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What? Oh, that is not offensive to dolls.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#202
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Stop trying to make yourself angry.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#203
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- I have a date. - With who?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#204
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Um, nobody you know. See you later.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#205
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- [door opens, closes] - She's dating again?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#206
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Whatever happened to that illusionist she was seeing?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#207
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I never left, Peter.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#208
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Wow. Wait, why are you still here?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#209
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Well, I'm an illusionist, so I'm either homeless
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#210
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or I have a $100 million residency in Las Vegas.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#211
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Oh, my God, the cow is really gonna jump.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#212
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You made me do this.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#213
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- This is on you, producer Josh. - [all gasp]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#214
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- [thuds] - I'm all right.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#215
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I landed just so.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#216
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It's so cool learning about your world.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#217
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So, okay, tell me this,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#218
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is Colonel Sanders like your Adolf Hitler?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#219
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No, the colonel is an honest man.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#220
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Our Adolf Hitler is Kenny Rogers,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#221
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with his stupid Kenny Rogers Roasters.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#222
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Kenny Rogers? The gambler?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#223
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[sighs] No, not the gambler.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#224
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He was the narrator who met up with the gambler,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#225
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and then shared things he had learned from the gambler
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#226
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but at no point was the gambler.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#227
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Well, all I know is that he looked like he was 40
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#228
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from the time he was 20 until the time he was 90.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#229
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And died unable to close his eyes, yes.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#230
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Now, how about that picnic?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#231
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["When a Man Loves a Woman" tune plays]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#232
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♪ When a girl loves a chicken ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#233
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♪ Can't keep her mind on nothing else ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#234
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♪ She'd trade the world ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#235
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♪ For the good thing she's found ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#236
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[laughing]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#237
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♪ When a girl loves a chicken ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#238
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♪ I know exactly how ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#239
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♪ She feels ♪
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#240
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[yawns]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#241
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That was the best night's sleep
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#242
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I've had in ages.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#243
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