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He was gagging on my balls.
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Yo, bro, I finger fucked you too.
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Why is everyone saying they fucked me?
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It's actually a cool story.
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There's a passion project.
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This IT guy developed a game in his basement.
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He went on to make, like, a billion dollars off it.
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Hey, make that face you do, that...
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Welcome to the property.
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Welcome to the property.
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Evan? Is that you?
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I barely recognize you, man.
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You barely recognize me?
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I know. It's pretty cool, right?
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It's crazy what 800 million in videogame sales can buy.
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This is fucking horsehair.
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Yeah. I think we need to talk.
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Did you make a video game where aliens fuck me?
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I made a very successful video game called Aliens Fuck Humans.
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I'm not sure what that has to do with you.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Look. This is clearly me.
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I don't see the resemblance.
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Take the fucking game down.
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You want to play games with me? I'll show you.
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- Oh, hey! Hey, man! - I'll fucking show you.
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- Stop! Evan! - Take the game down!
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That's $11 million--
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- Take the fucking game down! - Stop! Stop! Stop!
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The human in the game is modeled after you.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Why would you put me in this game?