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I killed bin Laden, now I'm doing this.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#148
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Before we find out which couple will be the first
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#149
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put out to pasture, we're gonna put up a QR code
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#150
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that's a direct link to Deezer,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#151
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where you can hear Barton James' duet with Kyle Rittenhouse.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#152
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And the first eliminated couple is...
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#153
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Pig and Chicken.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#154
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Which means fan favorite Cow remains on the farm.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#155
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[Principal Shepherd] I told producer Josh I desperately want to go home.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#156
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Pig and Chicken, turn in your hay
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#157
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and head to the slaughterhouse.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#158
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Hey, I'm sorry I dragged you down.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#159
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And I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of Bethenny Frankel.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#160
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[Chicken] That was Bethenny Frankel?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#161
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I thought it was a scarecrow.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#162
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[Meg] Well, the crows were scared.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#163
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- Is she gone? - [sighs] I... I don't know.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#164
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I... I mean, I want the corn, but I don't want to have to hear
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#165
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about how much trouble she's having dating.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#166
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[moans]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#167
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[Meg] Well, I guess this is it.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#168
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It was nice while it lasted.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#169
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Wait, Pig!
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#170
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- [Meg] Yes? - I don't even know your name.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#171
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I'm Meg.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#172
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I'm just worried you won't be as attracted to me
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#173
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when I take this off.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#174
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[Chicken] You're dressed like a pig.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#175
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I'll take my chances.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#176
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[Chicken] I was right.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#177
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You are prettier than a pig.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#178
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Your turn.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#179
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And I don't care what you look like under that mask.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#180
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[Chicken] That's good, because...
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#181
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I'm a chicken.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#182
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My name is Nugget.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#183
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Wait a minute, you're not related to the giant chicken, are you?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#184
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He's my dad.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#185
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[gasps]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#186
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What is it, Peter?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#187
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I forgot to go to college.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#188
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Oh, Meg, there you are.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#189
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Sit down. We're watching Sex Farm.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#190
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- Have you seen it? - Mom, I was on it.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#191
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- I was the pig. - What?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#192
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Yeah, I don't remember that, either, but check it out.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#193
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The cow escaped and then a fan vote brought him back.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#194
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They caught him hiding on one of those Chick-fil-A billboards.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#195
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