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No. No, I do not know, actually.
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José, can we please put my dumb career choices aside
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and just help with this real life-threatening issue, José?
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Oh, you want help? Sure. Here we go.
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Oh, my God, dude, please. This is going down so fast.
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I'm sorry that I've said stupid offensive things that are reckless.
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I say things on stage sometimes to get a laugh.
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That's not who I am as a person.
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Okay, so what you say at work you don't really mean.
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Exactly, José. Yes.
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Oh, okay, I understand now.
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You see that red button that's next to the altitude?
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Am I supposed to push it
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- or are you making a point? - I don't know.
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I'm at work right now. What did you say about people at work?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I'm sorry, José. Please!
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Words matter, cabrón.
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What time does lunch start you say?
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Soon enough, right? Hmm.
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José! José, please! What do I do?
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Oh, shit! Tom, are you still there?
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This is Diego, a pilot from Argentina. He was sitting in economy.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God, you're a fucking pilot!
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1723. We are level and heading in the normal direction.
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You really became a pilot today, huh?
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That guy was such a dick.
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So we have, uh, about three hours left on the flight.
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We can make the most of it.
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Whoa! Dude, what are you doing?
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- What? - What are you doing?
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Let's get to the fucking, huh?
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I'm going back to my seat, man.
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- You sure? - Yeah.