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* Will you be held *
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* Will you be touched *
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* By my hand through this paper? *
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* This is all too much *
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* Will we be ravaged *
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* Will we be true *
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* To somebody perfect, somebody like you *
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* I'm tired of yearning *
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* I'm tired of learning *
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* I need to drink you *
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* My heart has been burning *
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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, children let's take our seats.
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I've graded your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really great essay from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Uh-huh. - What?
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Someone who never writes good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective"
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of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
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And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy
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About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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All right, what the hell is going on?!
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You tell me what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT!