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Yeah. She's too busy training this new bartender.
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Apparently, she's got this hot new friend who she...
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What are you guys, uh, what are you doin'?
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- I was just leaving, actually. - Oh, oh, no, no, no.
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You know what? I was gonna leave. (stammers) I mean, you could...
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No, it's okay. I've got a hair appointment in, like, 20 minutes.
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- It was nice to see you. - It was good to see you.
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- So I'll see you tonight? - Oh. Mmm-hmm.
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- I'll pick you up at 8:00? - Cool.
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- She's gettin' it removed. - So what?
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I'm just puttin' in my time, you know? So that...
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- Afterwards I'll be... first. - Gross, dude.
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MAC: This is just pathetic. - Yeah.
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- All right. Let's roll. - Wait. Well, what's the plan?
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The plan is that you're gonna distract Charlie, okay?
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I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer.
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All right? She's gonna feel sorry for him.
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- Then she's gonna sleep with him. - That's not gonna work.
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- You can't just do that. - Well, what do you wanna do?
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- Hey, Dennis. - Charlie has cancer.
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- Yeah. I'm... I'm all right. - Yeah?
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Charlie's been in love with that girl for months.
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I don't know what happened. I mentioned the cancer thing.
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She instantly started comin' on to me.
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- Really? - Yeah. You were right about that.
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- What... What are we gonna do? - Don't worry. I got a plan.
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Well, Dennis was thinking that that might help convince you