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* Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
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* People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" *
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* Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! *
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* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine *
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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it? - What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me another text.
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Oh, what's this one say?
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I texted him if he thought about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems like all the time."
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It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind.
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Doesn't he just send the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does! - Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know
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you're in love with me?" And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you
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makes me feel like I'm home
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and I can't imagine life without you."
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- Aw! - That's so sweet!
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Do you really care about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy?
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No. Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you."
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He sure is in love with you, Bebe!
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He's a goddamn dream boat!
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Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure about some things.
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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
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- Sure, bro. - Well, um,
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Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks I don't care about her.
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And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's.
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So, like... how do you do it?