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You must be a very compassionate person.
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I'm not. Did you want something from me, or...
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What time are you getting off of work?
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It's not a thing to walk away about. Whatever.
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Dennis, I don't have time to talk to you about this.
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But we found the perfect girl for Charlie.
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You know the waitress over at the coffee shop,
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the one that he's been in love with forever?
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He saw her wearing one of those Lance Armstrong "race for the cure",
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"I love people that are dying of cancer" type bracelets.
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Well, so that bracelet probably means
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that she's compassionate towards sick and dying people.
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- That's what that symbolizes. - You know what that symbolizes?
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Those bracelets symbolize jumping on fashion trends.
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And you know what the thing that's so rad is?
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They come in all kinds of colors now,
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so you can accessorize your compassion with your outfits.
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- Really cool. - All right. All right.
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Well, be that as it may, we still need you to talk to her,
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because the whole thing sounds so much better coming from a girl.
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You know what? First of all, I don't have time since, apparently,
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I'm the only one who does anything around here anymore.
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I'm sure that there's something that Mac and I can do for you
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I'm gonna get a beer. You want one?
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- So Sweet Dee's in? - Yeah. Uh, under one condition.
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- What? - She gets to punch you in the face.
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- What? (clicks tongue) - Right in the face.
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when Santa came out at halftime and we threw batteries?
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She grabbed me from behind. It was instinctual.
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- You don't grab from behind. - Not from behind.
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That sucks, if Sweet Dee's out, we need to find other girl quickly.