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In love?
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#289
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Excuse me?
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#290
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You in love?
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#291
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Oh, no, it's for my wife.
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#292
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You don't love your wife?
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#293
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Sorry.
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#294
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I meant yes, I love my wife.
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#295
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Just...
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#296
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I'm going home after being away for a while. That's all.
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#297
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We good?
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#298
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I feel like I know you.
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#299
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Nah, you don't.
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#300
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Wait. Are you that comedian?
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#301
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No.
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#302
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Bikes!
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#303
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Right! Tom Segura.
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#304
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You're funny, man.
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#305
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- Bikes! Bikes! - Okay. Dude.
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#306
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- Sir? Sir. - Yeah.
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#307
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I'm going to need you to keep your voice down.
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#308
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Me?
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#309
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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#310
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- I always yell that. Bikes! - Okay, thank you. Appreciate it, man.
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#311
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What was that other bit you had again?
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#312
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I don't know.
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#313
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Oh, yeah, it's that calling someone a midget
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#314
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isn't as bad as calling someone a.
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#315
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Jesus Christ, dude!
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#316
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- You can't say that. - What?.
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#317
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- You shouldn't say that word. - But you did.
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#318
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- You said that in your act. - It was a joke from a long time ago, okay?
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#319
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Such a funny joke.
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#320
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The joke was about equating words that aren't equal.
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#321
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Somebody said that they were,
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#322
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and all I said was that saying the "M" word
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#323
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was not the same as saying the "N" word.
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#324
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But I don't say either in my real life,
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#325
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and you're saying both right now very loudly, I might add.
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#326
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The captain has turned on the seatbelt sign.
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#327
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We're gonna have a few bumps.
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#328
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So let me get this straight.
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#329
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Your argument is saying, "midget" isn't
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#330
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as hurtful as saying.
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#331
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Christ, dude!
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#332
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Yes, sir?
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#333
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That man is very inappropriate.
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#334
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- He also hates his wife. - No, I don't hate my wife.
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#335
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Sir, please do not make me ask you again.
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#336
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