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Season 1, Episode 4 — Love
But first, my sister.
#1
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Is she coming or... Is she here?
#2
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Ohh!
#3
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No! Fuck!
#4
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Who is this?
#5
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- What is that? - Very nice choice, Kati.
#6
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- What in the fuck is coming out of you? - Strong man.
#7
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I can't wait to have a taste.
#8
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You don't want me now, do you?
#9
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No.
#10
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I mean, yeah, yeah, I do.
#11
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I do, I'm really horny. I just...
#12
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You're so beautiful.
#13
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Okay.
#14
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Do her first and then me.
#15
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Okay?
#16
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Monsieur. Monsieur.
#17
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Use the backdoor. She likes it.
#18
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Don't talk to her.
#19
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Come over here.
#20
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Fuck me, big boy.
#21
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Yes! Fuck her.
#22
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She wants you.
#23
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Okay.
#24
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Okay.
#25
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Yes.
#26
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Okay.
#27
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Go get her.
#28
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Okay. Yeah.
#29
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Yeah, her first.
#30
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Bonsoir, Monsieur.
#31
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Bonsoir.
#32
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Your French is fantastic.
#33
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It arouses me that you are a world traveler.
#34
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Merci.
#35
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Drop your pants and fuck me now!
#36
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- Okay. - It's my turn.
#37
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Put some butter on that baguette and shove it in my ass.
#38
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Mmm...
#39
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Now,
#40
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get it hard.
#41
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Shove it in my tight little ass.
#42
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Give it a good tug like you're starting a lawn mower.
#43
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Yes! Tug, tug, tug.
#44
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Big and hard.
#45
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Your peepee is not going to grow?
#46
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I'm trying, man.
#47
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- You've never had sex before? - That's not what it is--
#48
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Kati, you have to bring a man who's ready to fuck.
#49
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Your boy's not even hard.
#50
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Pull harder.
#51
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Fuck.
#52
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Sorry, I...
#53
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You're not going to?
#54
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I'm sorry. I'm just having a little--
#55
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Do you need a little help?
#56
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No, no, I'm having a little trouble back here.
#57
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Put it in my mouth.
#58
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No, no, no. That's okay.
#59
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- Oui. She loves it. - Put it in my mouth, baby.
#60
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- In her mouth? - Oui. Put it in her mouth.
#61
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It's so special for her.
#62
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Climb up here and put it in my mouth.
#63
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Can I put it in your mouth instead?
#64
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Do her first.
#65
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Then, oui.
#66
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- I'm much better at oral... - Oh, my God.
#67
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...than Kati.
#68
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- I love it in my mouth. - Fuck.
#69
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Feeling it change in my mouth.
#70
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It's exciting.
#71
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Mount me, big boy.
#72
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Step over the back.
#73
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And lower yourself into my mouth.
#74
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- In the mouth. - Come in my mouth.
#75
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Oui, oui, Juju. You got this.
#76
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Little, little.
#77
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Oh, fuck. What am I doing?
#78
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I can't wait for my turn.
#79
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Me too.
#80
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He's growing in my mouth.
#81
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Okay. Okay.
#82
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I'm ready, I guess.
#83
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- Okay. - Don't come in my mouth.
#84
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- Save it for my ass. - Jesus.
#85
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You're so tasty.
#86
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- Fuck me. - Oh, God!
#87
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Oh, yes. Not just the head.
#88
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All the way.
#89
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God!
#90
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Oh, that feels good.
#91
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Juju!
#92
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Fuck me harder.
#93
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Yeah, Juju, like that.
#94
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- Fuck me, you pussy. - Oh, my God.
#95
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Oh, my God!
#96
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Please stop talking.
#97
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No, you stop talking and fuck me!
#98
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- She loves it. - Good.
#99
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She hasn't made love in years.
#100
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Ohh, I'm so lucky.
#101
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Take me.
#102
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I can't wait for you.
#103
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Oui. Ma soeur.
#104
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- Are you going to come? - No. God, no.
#105
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Wait.
#106
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I'm going to come.
#107
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- Oh, fuck! - Oui!
#108
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You go, girl!
#109
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Is she okay?
#110
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Oui. Juju, you did it.
#111
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Yeah, I guess I did.
#112
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Yeah, I guess I did.
#112
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She's so happy.
#113
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She's so happy.
#113
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That's nice.
#114
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That's nice.
#114
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Uh...
#115
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Uh...
#115
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Can we go now?
#116
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Can we go now?
#116
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Oui.
#117
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Oui.
#117
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Oh, my God.
#118
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Oh, my God.
#118
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Ignore her.
#119
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Ignore her.
#119
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Gladly.
#120
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Gladly.
#120
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Oui...
#121
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Oui...
#121
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Fuck me harder!
#122
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Fuck me harder!
#122
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Oui, that's it! That's it!
#123
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Oui, that's it! That's it!
#123
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Good boy.
#124
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Good boy.
#124
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Hey!
#125
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Hey!
#125
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Suck my big toe.
#126
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Suck my big toe.
#126
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Your big toe?
#127
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Your big toe?
#127
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- Yes. - Okay.
#128
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- Yes. - Okay.
#128
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Okay.
#129
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Okay.
#129
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Ah, that's it!
#130
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Ah, that's it!
#130
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Just like that.
#131
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Just like that.
#131
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Hey, that's my toe, baby!
#132
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Hey, that's my toe, baby!
#132
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Oh, fuck! What...
#133
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Oh, fuck! What...
#133
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You're not a nice person. Nobody in this town is!
#134
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You're not a nice person. Nobody in this town is!
#134
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Where are you going?
#135
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Where are you going?
#135
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Come back here, Donkey Dick!
#136
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Come back here, Donkey Dick!
#136
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Love.
#137
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Love.
#137
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It fucking sucks.
#138
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It fucking sucks.
#138
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But it takes a little while to learn that.
#139
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But it takes a little while to learn that.
#139
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Ah, young love.
#140
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Ah, young love.
#140
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Enjoy your first dry tug, young man.
#141
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Enjoy your first dry tug, young man.
#141
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Hm?
#142
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Hm?
#142
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You can't choose who you love,
#143
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You can't choose who you love,
#143
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and you definitely can't choose who loves you.
#144
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and you definitely can't choose who loves you.
#144
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Wonder if they're together again.
#145
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Wonder if they're together again.
#145
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They're not.
#146
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They're not.
#146
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He's in hell.
#147
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He's in hell.
#147
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I love stories about love.
#148
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I love stories about love.
#148
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And that's because I have a heart twice the size of a normal person.
#149
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And that's because I have a heart twice the size of a normal person.
#149
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It's called cardiomegaly, and it very well might kill me.
#150
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It's called cardiomegaly, and it very well might kill me.
#150
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I can't wait.
#151
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I can't wait.
#151
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I love you.
#152
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I love you.
#152
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I love you so much.
#153
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I love you so much.
#153
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Are you feeling okay?
#154
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Are you feeling okay?
#154
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Yeah.
#155
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Yeah.
#155
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The meds are working really well.
#156
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The meds are working really well.
#156
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- Good, good. - The kids are coming later?
#157
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- Good, good. - The kids are coming later?
#157
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- They're coming, yeah. - Okay. Good.
#158
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- They're coming, yeah. - Okay. Good.
#158
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Sarah, Carl.
#159
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Sarah, Carl.
#159
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This is Lilly Weiland. She's from the Last Wish group.
#160
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This is Lilly Weiland. She's from the Last Wish group.
#160
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I'll leave you to it.
#161
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I'll leave you to it.
#161
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You must be Sarah.
#162
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You must be Sarah.
#162
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Hi. And you are?
#163
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Hi. And you are?
#163
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Oh, I'm Carl. I'm her husband.
#164
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Oh, I'm Carl. I'm her husband.
#164
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What's the Last Wish group?
#165
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What's the Last Wish group?
#165
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Well, uh, we do our very best to deliver wishes.
#166
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Well, uh, we do our very best to deliver wishes.
#166
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Bucket list experiences for people like Sarah.
#167
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Bucket list experiences for people like Sarah.
#167
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Oh, my God, that's so awesome.
#168
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Oh, my God, that's so awesome.
#168
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You're still full of surprises.
#169
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You're still full of surprises.
#169
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Oh, God, you two are so cute.
#170
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Oh, God, you two are so cute.
#170
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Oh, well, I hit the jackpot with this one.
#171
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Oh, well, I hit the jackpot with this one.
#171
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He's the Popeye to my Olive Oyl.
#172
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He's the Popeye to my Olive Oyl.
#172
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- Right? - Yeah.
#173
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- Right? - Yeah.
#173
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I'm sorry.
#174
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I'm sorry.
#174
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What's your wish, honey?
#175
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What's your wish, honey?
#175
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Well, Sarah did not make it easy on me, but I love a challenge.
#176
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Well, Sarah did not make it easy on me, but I love a challenge.
#176
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It's Sergei, isn't it?
#177
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It's Sergei, isn't it?
#177
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The violinist?
#178
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The violinist?
#178
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She wanted to see the symphony one last time.
#179
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She wanted to see the symphony one last time.
#179
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It's not that but...
#180
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It's not that but...
#180
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Is it Chip and Joanna Gaines from HGTV?
#181
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Is it Chip and Joanna Gaines from HGTV?
#181
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Maybe Maroon 5 Adam Levine.
#182
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Maybe Maroon 5 Adam Levine.
#182
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Wait, it's...
#183
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Wait, it's...
#183
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Barry the Sandwich Guy on TV.
#184
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Barry the Sandwich Guy on TV.
#184
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How are you doing, bud?
#185
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How are you doing, bud?
#185
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Um, so your last wish is a Hoagie?
#186
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Um, so your last wish is a Hoagie?
#186
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Well, that and other things.
#187
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Well, that and other things.
#187
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Her wish includes a turkey and provolone club
#188
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Her wish includes a turkey and provolone club
#188
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- from the Hoagie Hut. - Bestseller.
#189
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- from the Hoagie Hut. - Bestseller.
#189
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A bag of sea salt potato chips.
#190
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A bag of sea salt potato chips.
#190
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As requested.
#191
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As requested.
#191
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And for Barry,
#192
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And for Barry,
#192
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the manager of Hoagie Hut...
#193
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the manager of Hoagie Hut...
#193
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Owner-operator.
#194
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Owner-operator.
#194
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Owner-operator to...
#195
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Owner-operator to...
#195
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"Fuck every hole and fill me with this big boy jizz.
#196
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"Fuck every hole and fill me with this big boy jizz.
#196
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I want big boy jizz, not little bitch boy jizz
#197
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I want big boy jizz, not little bitch boy jizz
#197
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to make me feel like a real woman, for once in my life."
#198
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to make me feel like a real woman, for once in my life."
#198
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Wait, wait, wait. What is this?
#199
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Wait, wait, wait. What is this?
#199
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Is this some sort of prank or something?
#200
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Is this some sort of prank or something?
#200
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No, it's the real deal, pal.
#201
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No, it's the real deal, pal.
#201
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What's big-boy jizz?
#202
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What's big-boy jizz?
#202
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That's the only kind I carry.
#203
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That's the only kind I carry.
#203
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Hold on.
#204
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Hold on.
#204
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I'm sorry. Is there gonna be a problem?
#205
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I'm sorry. Is there gonna be a problem?
#205
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- Actually, I'm sorry. There is a problem. - Yeah, there's a problem.
#206
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- Actually, I'm sorry. There is a problem. - Yeah, there's a problem.
#206
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I think you missed the part about him dragging his nuts across my face.
#207
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I think you missed the part about him dragging his nuts across my face.
#207
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What?
#208
⇓
What?
#208
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry, It continued on to the next page.
#209
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry, It continued on to the next page.
#209
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"I want him to drag his nuts across my face..."
#210
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"I want him to drag his nuts across my face..."
#210
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- There it is. - "...fold me in half
#211
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- There it is. - "...fold me in half
#211
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and make me his cum pig.
#212
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and make me his cum pig.
#212
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Shove my head in a trash can to snap my back..."
#213
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Shove my head in a trash can to snap my back..."
#213
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"Cum pig"?
#214
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"Cum pig"?
#214
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"...and to fill me with this girthy meat."
#215
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"...and to fill me with this girthy meat."
#215
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Wait a second. Are you cheating on me with Barry from Hoagie Hut?
#216
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Wait a second. Are you cheating on me with Barry from Hoagie Hut?
#216
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- Whoa. No. - No!
#217
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- Whoa. No. - No!
#217
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The guy we make fun of his billboards. He karate-chops his sandwiches. That guy?
#218
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The guy we make fun of his billboards. He karate-chops his sandwiches. That guy?
#218
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Of course not. Of course not.
#219
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Of course not. Of course not.
#219
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No, no, no, no.
#220
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No, no, no, no.
#220
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This is just a fantasy.
#221
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This is just a fantasy.
#221
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Fantasies happen in your mind.
#222
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Fantasies happen in your mind.
#222
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This is happening right now in this room.
#223
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This is happening right now in this room.
#223
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No, it's like...
#224
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No, it's like...
#224
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It's like last year when you went to the Masters.
#225
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It's like last year when you went to the Masters.
#225
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This is not that at all! That was golf.
#226
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This is not that at all! That was golf.
#226
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This is my golf.
#227
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This is my golf.
#227
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- You both like golf. - Shut up, Barry.
#228
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- You both like golf. - Shut up, Barry.
#228
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All right, Carl, let's just give them some space.
#229
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All right, Carl, let's just give them some space.
#229
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Excuse me, um...
#230
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Excuse me, um...
#230
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So my wife isn't mentally fit to make this decision, right?
#231
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So my wife isn't mentally fit to make this decision, right?
#231
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Oh. This one is still as sharp as a tack.
#232
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Oh. This one is still as sharp as a tack.
#232
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Do not spit on my dying wife, man.
#233
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Do not spit on my dying wife, man.
#233
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- Piece of shit. - All right, let me go talk to him.
#234
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- Piece of shit. - All right, let me go talk to him.
#234
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You spit on her, man.
#235
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You spit on her, man.
#235
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Look, I don't know if I'm going crazy,
#236
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Look, I don't know if I'm going crazy,
#236
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but it feels like you don't want me to fuck your wife.
#237
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but it feels like you don't want me to fuck your wife.
#237
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That's correct.
#238
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That's correct.
#238
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Shit.
#239
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Shit.
#239
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I've been holding this load for a week.
#240
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I've been holding this load for a week.
#240
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- I don't care. - I lapped it up, Daddy!
#241
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- I don't care. - I lapped it up, Daddy!
#241
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Good girl.
#242
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Good girl.
#242
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You know, the thing is, man,
#243
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You know, the thing is, man,
#243
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I think you're just kind of looking at the situation wrong.
#244
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I think you're just kind of looking at the situation wrong.
#244
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It's about perspective. You know what you are?
#245
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It's about perspective. You know what you are?
#245
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- What? - A ham and cheese sandwich.
#246
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- What? - A ham and cheese sandwich.
#246
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They're good. It's good bread, it's good ham, it's good cheese.
#247
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They're good. It's good bread, it's good ham, it's good cheese.
#247
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But you can get it anywhere, any day.
#248
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But you can get it anywhere, any day.
#248
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And I'm over here.
#249
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And I'm over here.
#249
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I'm like imported specialty meats.
#250
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I'm like imported specialty meats.
#250
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Prosciuttos, and jamón serranos,
#251
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Prosciuttos, and jamón serranos,
#251
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some Vietnamese pork belly,
#252
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some Vietnamese pork belly,
#252
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bok choy, kare-kare.
#253
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bok choy, kare-kare.
#253
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I'm like a bánh mì.
#254
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I'm like a bánh mì.
#254
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You see that and you go, "This is fucking crazy."
#255
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You see that and you go, "This is fucking crazy."
#255
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You get it?
#256
⇓
You get it?
#256
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He gets it.
#257
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He gets it.
#257
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All right. If I start now, I can come four times in an hour.
#258
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All right. If I start now, I can come four times in an hour.
#258
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- Oh. - Ah, the first one is always quick.
#259
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- Oh. - Ah, the first one is always quick.
#259
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I don't know why.
#260
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I don't know why.
#260
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No.
#261
⇓
No.
#261
⇓
No, no, no. Nope!
#262
⇓
No, no, no. Nope!
#262
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You can't do this.
#263
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You can't do this.
#263
⇓
You cannot do this!
#264
⇓
You cannot do this!
#264
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- I already took the pill. - I'm sorry.
#265
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- I already took the pill. - I'm sorry.
#265
⇓
Did I just hear someone deny a last wish?
#266
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Did I just hear someone deny a last wish?
#266
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Him.
#267
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Him.
#267
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In my 35 years of medicine, I've never heard someone deny a last wish.
#268
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In my 35 years of medicine, I've never heard someone deny a last wish.
#268
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You're being incredibly selfish, Carl.
#269
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You're being incredibly selfish, Carl.
#269
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I'm selfish?
#270
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I'm selfish?
#270
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Am I losing my fucking mind?
#271
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Am I losing my fucking mind?
#271
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You know, we can certainly have you evaluated
#272
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You know, we can certainly have you evaluated
#272
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if you're feeling unwell.
#273
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if you're feeling unwell.
#273
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That's a good idea, Doc.
#274
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That's a good idea, Doc.
#274
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- That won't be necessary. - Good.
#275
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- That won't be necessary. - Good.
#275
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- Okay. - All right, Carl.
#276
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- Okay. - All right, Carl.
#276
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- Let's get you out of here. - Come on.
#277
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- Let's get you out of here. - Come on.
#277
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You're not gonna wanna see this.
#278
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You're not gonna wanna see this.
#278
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I can't wait for you to try this.
#279
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I can't wait for you to try this.
#279
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I'm using a new mayo.
#280
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I'm using a new mayo.
#280
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Barry?
#281
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Barry?
#281
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Can you please use a condom?
#282
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Can you please use a condom?
#282
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No.
#283
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No.
#283
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Good evening.
#284
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Good evening.
#284
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This is your captain speaking.
#285
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This is your captain speaking.
#285
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We're at cruising altitude.
#286
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We're at cruising altitude.
#286
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While you sleep, I'll pet the co-pilot.
#287
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While you sleep, I'll pet the co-pilot.
#287
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Have a good flight.
#288
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Have a good flight.
#288
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In love?
#289
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In love?
#289
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Excuse me?
#290
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Excuse me?
#290
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You in love?
#291
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You in love?
#291
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Oh, no, it's for my wife.
#292
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Oh, no, it's for my wife.
#292
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You don't love your wife?
#293
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You don't love your wife?
#293
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Sorry.
#294
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Sorry.
#294
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I meant yes, I love my wife.
#295
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I meant yes, I love my wife.
#295
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Just...
#296
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Just...
#296
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I'm going home after being away for a while. That's all.
#297
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I'm going home after being away for a while. That's all.
#297
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We good?
#298
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We good?
#298
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I feel like I know you.
#299
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I feel like I know you.
#299
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Nah, you don't.
#300
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Nah, you don't.
#300
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Wait. Are you that comedian?
#301
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Wait. Are you that comedian?
#301
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No.
#302
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No.
#302
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Bikes!
#303
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Bikes!
#303
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Right! Tom Segura.
#304
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Right! Tom Segura.
#304
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You're funny, man.
#305
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You're funny, man.
#305
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- Bikes! Bikes! - Okay. Dude.
#306
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- Bikes! Bikes! - Okay. Dude.
#306
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- Sir? Sir. - Yeah.
#307
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- Sir? Sir. - Yeah.
#307
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I'm going to need you to keep your voice down.
#308
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I'm going to need you to keep your voice down.
#308
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Me?
#309
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Me?
#309
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Thank you for your cooperation.
#310
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Thank you for your cooperation.
#310
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- I always yell that. Bikes! - Okay, thank you. Appreciate it, man.
#311
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- I always yell that. Bikes! - Okay, thank you. Appreciate it, man.
#311
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What was that other bit you had again?
#312
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What was that other bit you had again?
#312
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I don't know.
#313
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I don't know.
#313
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Oh, yeah, it's that calling someone a midget
#314
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Oh, yeah, it's that calling someone a midget
#314
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isn't as bad as calling someone a.
#315
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isn't as bad as calling someone a.
#315
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Jesus Christ, dude!
#316
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Jesus Christ, dude!
#316
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- You can't say that. - What?.
#317
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- You can't say that. - What?.
#317
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- You shouldn't say that word. - But you did.
#318
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- You shouldn't say that word. - But you did.
#318
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- You said that in your act. - It was a joke from a long time ago, okay?
#319
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- You said that in your act. - It was a joke from a long time ago, okay?
#319
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Such a funny joke.
#320
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Such a funny joke.
#320
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The joke was about equating words that aren't equal.
#321
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The joke was about equating words that aren't equal.
#321
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Somebody said that they were,
#322
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Somebody said that they were,
#322
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and all I said was that saying the "M" word
#323
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and all I said was that saying the "M" word
#323
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was not the same as saying the "N" word.
#324
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was not the same as saying the "N" word.
#324
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But I don't say either in my real life,
#325
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But I don't say either in my real life,
#325
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and you're saying both right now very loudly, I might add.
#326
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and you're saying both right now very loudly, I might add.
#326
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The captain has turned on the seatbelt sign.
#327
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The captain has turned on the seatbelt sign.
#327
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We're gonna have a few bumps.
#328
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We're gonna have a few bumps.
#328
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So let me get this straight.
#329
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So let me get this straight.
#329
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Your argument is saying, "midget" isn't
#330
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Your argument is saying, "midget" isn't
#330
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as hurtful as saying.
#331
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as hurtful as saying.
#331
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Christ, dude!
#332
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Christ, dude!
#332
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Yes, sir?
#333
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Yes, sir?
#333
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That man is very inappropriate.
#334
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That man is very inappropriate.
#334
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- He also hates his wife. - No, I don't hate my wife.
#335
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- He also hates his wife. - No, I don't hate my wife.
#335
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Sir, please do not make me ask you again.
#336
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Sir, please do not make me ask you again.
#336
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You really should not say that word.
#337
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You really should not say that word.
#337
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I'm sorry, which word?
#338
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I'm sorry, which word?
#338
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You know which one's off limits.
#339
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You know which one's off limits.
#339
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- I do not know. I say a lot of words. - We're talking about two fun words
#340
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- I do not know. I say a lot of words. - We're talking about two fun words
#340
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that you get to play with one and you don't get to touch the other.
#341
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that you get to play with one and you don't get to touch the other.
#341
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What about me, Tommy?
#342
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What about me, Tommy?
#342
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What words am I allowed to say?
#343
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What words am I allowed to say?
#343
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You can say both.
#344
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You can say both.
#344
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Both what?
#345
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Both what?
#345
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Both words.
#346
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Both words.
#346
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Both words that we were... He was saying. Out loud.
#347
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Both words that we were... He was saying. Out loud.
#347
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Tell me what word.
#348
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Tell me what word.
#348
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I can't.
#349
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I can't.
#349
⇓
Why?
#350
⇓
Why?
#350
⇓
'Cause... 'cause you're...
#351
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'Cause... 'cause you're...
#351
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I'm what?
#352
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I'm what?
#352
⇓
You're both of the...
#353
⇓
You're both of the...
#353
⇓
You fit into the different boxes.
#354
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You fit into the different boxes.
#354
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He said I could fit into boxes now.
#355
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He said I could fit into boxes now.
#355
⇓
Fitting in a box? We can fit in a box?
#356
⇓
Fitting in a box? We can fit in a box?
#356
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I'm calling it flying first class. This what I get--
#357
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I'm calling it flying first class. This what I get--
#357
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- I need an able-bodied volunteer. - Right here.
#358
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- I need an able-bodied volunteer. - Right here.
#358
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So we're not able-bodied? Is that what you're saying?
#359
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So we're not able-bodied? Is that what you're saying?
#359
⇓
- I'm just trying to help. - Come with me, please.
#360
⇓
- I'm just trying to help. - Come with me, please.
#360
⇓
- You guys are nuts. - You're nuts, man.
#361
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- You guys are nuts. - You're nuts, man.
#361
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You saved my ass. Those guys--
#362
⇓
You saved my ass. Those guys--
#362
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Do you speak Spanish?
#363
⇓
Do you speak Spanish?
#363
⇓
Yeah. Fluently.
#364
⇓
Yeah. Fluently.
#364
⇓
- The pilots are dead. - What?
#365
⇓
- The pilots are dead. - What?
#365
⇓
What the fuck?
#366
⇓
What the fuck?
#366
⇓
How did this happen?
#367
⇓
How did this happen?
#367
⇓
They were doing their pilot sex shit, and it got out of hand.
#368
⇓
They were doing their pilot sex shit, and it got out of hand.
#368
⇓
Pilot sex shit?
#369
⇓
Pilot sex shit?
#369
⇓
All pilots have sex with each other.
#370
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All pilots have sex with each other.
#370
⇓
Why do you think Sully hit those birds?
#371
⇓
Why do you think Sully hit those birds?
#371
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They left that part out of the movie.
#372
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They left that part out of the movie.
#372
⇓
Yeah. Okay, we need you to land the plane.
#373
⇓
Yeah. Okay, we need you to land the plane.
#373
⇓
What?
#374
⇓
What?
#374
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