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Our bar is in South Philly in a scary alley.
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- Might as well call it rape bar. - No, no, no.
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The problem's every time a beautiful girl comes into a place like this,
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t's always the biggest asshole that winds up accosting her.
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Carmen, you have the most amazing body.
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- Are you bulimic, or what? - No. I work out, like, every day.
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- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out, too.
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Yeah. One would think, actually. But it's pretty much all natural.
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Dennis, maybe you need to rethink this whole plan of yours.
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I don't think getting Charlie laid is gonna help his cancer problem.
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I found the perfect girl for Charlie.
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- Smart, beautiful, the whole thing. - Where?
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DENNIS: Over by the pool table? - Yeah. Nice.
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- That's great, Mac. - Good work, Mac.
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No. The one with the exposed midriff and the cans.
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Yeah. That's Eric Wyzotski's cousin. Carmen, right?
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- Yeah. Not bad. It's good... - Nice.
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- Are you sure? - Yeah. Look at his jeans, dude.
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There's an unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.
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- There's a dick in those pants. - There's a dick in those pants?
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Excuse me, bro. Can you give me a second? Thanks.
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- Is that a penis in your pants? - Yeah.
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You lied to me. You don't work out? Please, I've seen you at the gym.
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- You're ripped. - No. Don't turn this around. Wait.
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I was afraid I was getting a little too ripped, you know?
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Well, I gotta get back to work. Um, but...
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I don't know. Maybe I'll give you a call sometime.
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- What do you want, Charlie? - I like your bracelet.
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- Great. - That's one of those, uh...
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Lance Armstrong "race for the cure", "live strong" kind of things.