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Shit.
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#239
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I've been holding this load for a week.
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#240
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- I don't care. - I lapped it up, Daddy!
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#241
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Good girl.
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#242
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You know, the thing is, man,
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#243
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I think you're just kind of looking at the situation wrong.
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#244
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It's about perspective. You know what you are?
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#245
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- What? - A ham and cheese sandwich.
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#246
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They're good. It's good bread, it's good ham, it's good cheese.
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#247
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But you can get it anywhere, any day.
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#248
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And I'm over here.
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#249
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I'm like imported specialty meats.
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#250
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Prosciuttos, and jamón serranos,
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#251
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some Vietnamese pork belly,
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#252
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bok choy, kare-kare.
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#253
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I'm like a bánh mì.
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#254
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You see that and you go, "This is fucking crazy."
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#255
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You get it?
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#256
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He gets it.
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#257
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All right. If I start now, I can come four times in an hour.
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#258
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- Oh. - Ah, the first one is always quick.
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#259
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I don't know why.
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#260
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No.
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#261
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No, no, no. Nope!
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#262
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You can't do this.
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#263
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You cannot do this!
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#264
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- I already took the pill. - I'm sorry.
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#265
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Did I just hear someone deny a last wish?
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#266
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Him.
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#267
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In my 35 years of medicine, I've never heard someone deny a last wish.
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#268
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You're being incredibly selfish, Carl.
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#269
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I'm selfish?
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#270
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Am I losing my fucking mind?
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#271
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You know, we can certainly have you evaluated
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#272
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if you're feeling unwell.
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#273
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That's a good idea, Doc.
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#274
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- That won't be necessary. - Good.
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#275
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- Okay. - All right, Carl.
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#276
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- Let's get you out of here. - Come on.
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#277
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You're not gonna wanna see this.
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#278
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I can't wait for you to try this.
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#279
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I'm using a new mayo.
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#280
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Barry?
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#281
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Can you please use a condom?
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#282
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No.
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#283
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Good evening.
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#284
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This is your captain speaking.
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#285
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We're at cruising altitude.
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#286
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