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I told you not to send your kid to private school.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#224
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You're never gonna believe this--
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#225
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The tennis ball is still in your hand when you fake a throw?
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#226
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You're right, I don't believe it.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#227
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No. I'm getting a NETCCF special.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#228
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- You mean "Netflix"? - No, NETCCF.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#229
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The New England Theater Conference Comedy Festival.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#230
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It's the biggest mid-Atlantic regional comedy event
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#231
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in the greater Rhode Island area.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#232
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They're gonna run my special on Channel 385.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#233
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And-and that's... good?
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#234
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It'll be on after the City Council meeting where the camera drifts slowly to the left
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#235
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until it's fully facing the wall, so you tell me.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#236
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Oh! If it goes well, they might even sell the special to Fupi.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#237
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- I-- Is that an Asian dish? - It's a streamer.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#238
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Any two nonsense syllables are a streamer.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#239
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- Ah-choo. - Oh, I love their shows.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#240
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Break out the Kleenex.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#241
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Congrats, Lois.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#242
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This special sounds like a really big deal. Do you feel ready?
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#243
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Uh, actually, no.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#244
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It tapes next week, and they want a whole hour.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#245
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I'm gonna need way more material.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#246
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Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#247
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and Peter will screw up more than usual this week.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#248
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Hmm. Screw up more than usual...
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#249
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- Next round's on me, boys. - Geez, Peter,
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#250
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you're throwing around some serious coin tonight.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#251
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Usually, you buy one drink for the table
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#252
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and put four straws in, so we'd drink it together
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#253
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like in an Archie comic.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#254
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Lois gave me a bunch of cash to get as drunk as I want
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#255
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and just do whatever pops into my head.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#256
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Wait, those belonged to a man?
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#257
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Well, now I feel like the boob.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#258
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Peter, you need to see what Bonnie just posted on Facebook.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#261
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More bikini shots already? I'm still working through the last batch.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#262
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- Emphasis on batch. - Giggity.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#263
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He's so dumb he hit his head
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#264
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trying to dive into his ocean screensaver.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#265
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I didn't know Lois was doing comedy, but that's hilarious.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#266
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This guy she's talking about sounds like a real dope.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#267
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[laughs] He couldn't satisfy his wife on their wedding night.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#268
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Huh, she just held up a picture of me.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#269
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Probably to show what the cuck doesn't look like.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#270
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How do we break it to him?
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#271
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Well, he's not getting it verbally, so we're gonna have to do ASL.
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#272
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How dare you, Lois!
Family Guy
S23E04 — Lois C K
#274
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