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They'll take me out, too!
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#386
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There's no stopping them!
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#387
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Don't do it!
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#388
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Sabishiiiii!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#389
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Aww! Alright move in!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#390
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Secure the area.
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#391
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2nd grade kid two years ago...
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#392
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Wrote about toilets in the school news paper.
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#393
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You weren't warning me about people getting upset.
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#394
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You know more about this.
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#395
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Hey!
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#396
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You wrote a story in the school paper
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#397
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and someone came after you!
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#398
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Yeah I wrote a story, big deal!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#399
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Jimmy, I want to know who shot my dad!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#400
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They took everything from me, Stan.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#401
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My bike... my cat...
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#402
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They were gonna sue my parents
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#403
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for what I wrote in the school paper.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#404
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You're talking about the toilet paper companies.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#405
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Who has the most to lose? It's all toilet paper, Stan!
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#406
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Follow the money! 140 rolls per American per year.
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#407
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Factories pushing out roll after roll
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#408
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while razing Earth's resources.
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#409
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All of this for an unsanitary product
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#410
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that has been proven to contribute to anal fissures.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#411
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Don't you get it, man?
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#412
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Paper doesn't clean bacteria. It can't stop viruses.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#413
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With all that information,
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#414
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you'd think the world health organization
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#415
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would do studies to find alternatives.
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#416
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So why don't they?
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#417
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Because toilet paper is an industry worth
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#418
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billions and b-billions of dollars.
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#419
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Kimberly-Clark, Georgia-Pacific, Procter & Gamble.
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#420
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They don't want Japanese toilets in America
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#421
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and they have the power to stop them,
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#422
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and to stop you.
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#423
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I can't believe they shot my dad...
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#424
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because he wanted to change things.
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#425
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These people have deeper pockets than you can possibly imagine.
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#426
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They can destroy everything you love, Stan.
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#427
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Take my advice...
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#428
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Don't. Squeeze. The Charmin.
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#429
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You might be too scared Jimmy, but I'm a Marsh.
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#430
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My fellow Americans...
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#431
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we have been coerced and brain washed.
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#432
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While the rest of the world walks around
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#433
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