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Failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.
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Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.
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[Vaggie] Why don't you give them back to Pentious?
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-Really? -[Vaggie] Yeah.
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After today, I guess I can trust you with them.
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But seriously, no more weapons.
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[Pentious emotionally] Ahhhh! My eggs! Yeah.
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Oh it's so good to have you back.
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[shouts] Now go clean my quarters this instant!
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[Charlie] Maybe things will move faster than you think.
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[Sir Pentious] Ah! How was your day with Alastor my minions?
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It was awesome, boss.
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I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady,
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an old guy and a dinosaur.
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And the nice lady killed an angel.
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And I was not supposed to talk about it--
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Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet martians tomorrow.
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But now it's time for sleep. Good night Eggies.
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[Opening Credit Music]
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I'd tell you anything.
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Do your worst, daddy.
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...Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!
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[Angel] Ya know, this performance
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won me a 'Sex-x-x-i' award!
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It's, uh... very... honest?... Oh.
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Okay! Enough of that. Angel, what the fuck?
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What?! You said it was "Show n' Tell" day.
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I'm showin ' you my best film,
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and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch,
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Tiffany Titfucker.
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[Husk] Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.
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Alright dickhead,
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what makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?
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You really going to sit there and act like these scripts
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ain't hot garbage?
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[gasps] Fuck you.
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This is classy art.
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[Angel on TV] OH! FUUUCK!!
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You get drunk and bitch about them all the time.
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Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender.