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As requested.
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#191
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And for Barry,
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#192
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the manager of Hoagie Hut...
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#193
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Owner-operator.
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#194
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Owner-operator to...
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#195
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"Fuck every hole and fill me with this big boy jizz.
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#196
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I want big boy jizz, not little bitch boy jizz
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#197
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to make me feel like a real woman, for once in my life."
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#198
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Wait, wait, wait. What is this?
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#199
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Is this some sort of prank or something?
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#200
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No, it's the real deal, pal.
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#201
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What's big-boy jizz?
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#202
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That's the only kind I carry.
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#203
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Hold on.
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#204
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I'm sorry. Is there gonna be a problem?
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#205
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- Actually, I'm sorry. There is a problem. - Yeah, there's a problem.
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#206
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I think you missed the part about him dragging his nuts across my face.
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#207
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What?
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#208
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry, It continued on to the next page.
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#209
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"I want him to drag his nuts across my face..."
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#210
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- There it is. - "...fold me in half
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#211
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and make me his cum pig.
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#212
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Shove my head in a trash can to snap my back..."
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#213
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"Cum pig"?
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#214
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"...and to fill me with this girthy meat."
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#215
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Wait a second. Are you cheating on me with Barry from Hoagie Hut?
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#216
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- Whoa. No. - No!
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#217
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The guy we make fun of his billboards. He karate-chops his sandwiches. That guy?
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#218
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Of course not. Of course not.
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#219
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No, no, no, no.
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#220
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This is just a fantasy.
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#221
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Fantasies happen in your mind.
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#222
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This is happening right now in this room.
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#223
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No, it's like...
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#224
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It's like last year when you went to the Masters.
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#225
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This is not that at all! That was golf.
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#226
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This is my golf.
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#227
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- You both like golf. - Shut up, Barry.
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#228
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All right, Carl, let's just give them some space.
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#229
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Excuse me, um...
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#230
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So my wife isn't mentally fit to make this decision, right?
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#231
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Oh. This one is still as sharp as a tack.
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#232
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Do not spit on my dying wife, man.
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#233
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- Piece of shit. - All right, let me go talk to him.
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#234
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You spit on her, man.
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#235
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Look, I don't know if I'm going crazy,
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#236
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but it feels like you don't want me to fuck your wife.
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#237
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That's correct.
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#238
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