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It's called holistic consequentialism:
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#255
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the consequences are the same either way, so...
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#256
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lying. Go!
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#257
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- My dad is author Stephen King.
A P Bio
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#258
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- I have a normal-strength neck.
A P Bio
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#259
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If I hear something behind me,
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#260
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I turn and look without effort.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#261
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- Well, I hope you're all inheriting money,
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#262
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because you're completely unhirable.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#263
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I have no choice but to take a run at this myself,
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#264
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A P Bio
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#265
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We might lose a whole academic year.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#266
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- We have to do something.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#267
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He has all the power.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#268
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- We should all show up at his house,
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#269
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ambush him, and refuse to leave
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#270
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until he gives us our books back.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#271
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Who's in? - I'm in.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#272
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I wanna see a professor's house.
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#273
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I bet it's like the library from "Beauty and the Beast."
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#274
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- We should ask Dan Decker.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#275
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He's scary, but Mr. Griffin likes him.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#276
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#277
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- Where is that son of a...
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#278
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- Jack, you are squeezing that pen so hard.
A P Bio
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#279
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What are you working on?
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#280
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- Revenge. - Oh ho ho ho.
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#281
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"Revenge"! - Somebody call Shonda!
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#282
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Revenge! - Little too dramatic.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#283
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- "Shonda"...
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#284
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- There he is!
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#285
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- Oh, God, not now, Helen, please.
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#286
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I-I'm working on a writing project of great importance.
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#287
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- Exactly. You're a big brainiac with these
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#288
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big thoughts, and there's no room in your head for cookies.
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#289
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That's why I made it even easier for ya.
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#290
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- You know,
A P Bio
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#291
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I'm not some absentminded nutty professor
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#292
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who's baffled by baking. I simply don't wanna do it.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#293
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- "Nutty Professor" is the perfect name for your cookies!
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#294
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- That maniac doesn't care
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#295
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about first impressions at all.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#296
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Iron out your panties, Jack.
A P Bio
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#297
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- Listen...
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#298
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- I do not bake cookies...
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#299
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and I will never waver on that.
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S01E03 — Burning Miles
#300
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- Look at his nostrils. - Girl, they are flaring.
A P Bio
S01E03 — Burning Miles
#301
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- Which one.
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#302
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