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A.P. Bio

Season 1, Episode 3 — Burning Miles

TMDB episode metadata

Show: A.P. Bio

Episode title: Burning Miles

Air date: March 01, 2018

Director: Oz Rodríguez

Top billed cast: Glenn Howerton, Patton Oswalt, Lyric Lewis, Mary Sohn, Jean Villepique, Tom Bennett

While Principal Durbin struggles with budget cuts, Jack discovers his students pity him - so he rallies, making a splash at the school bake sale and getting kicked out of the bookstore for life.

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- All right, everybody,

everybody

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start to shut up. Let's go ahead

ahead go-ahead start

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and wrap up your current sentences

current sentences wrap

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and get yourselves to a quiet place.

place quiet yourselves

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- Mr. Griffin, Dan is in my seat.

griffin seat

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- Okay, I didn't even know it was his.

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You added me to this weird class,

added class weird

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and now I don't know what's going on.

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- Calm down, calm down.

calm

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Let's don't be so rule-minded.

minded rule

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No point in your adult lives

adult lives point

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will you ever have assigned seats.

assigned seats

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Besides airplanes. - And jury duty.

besides duty jury

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- If I've already undercut myself, don't add to it.

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'Kay? As you all know, this week we are

week

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devoting our attention to the psychological dismantling

attention psychological

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of my academic rival, Miles Leonard.

academic leonard miles miles-leonard rival

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Miles happens to be British.

british happens miles

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He also happens to be... adopted.

adopted happens

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So this week we will practice and perfect

perfect practice week

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British accents. And whosever is best

accents best british

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will call him, posing as his biological birth mother

biological birth mother posing

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who he's never met, and tell him some sort of

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devastating secret.

devastating secret

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Any questions? - Mr. Griffin,

griffin questions

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are you seriously never gonna teach us biology at all?

biology teach

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- Sure, Sarika. Maybe, uh,

sarika

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Pablo Picasso can come in and teach driver's ed.

drivers teach

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Guys, I am a published Harvard philosophy professor.

harvard philosophy professor published

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I've no interest whatsoever

interest whatsoever

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in teaching biology to you people, okay?

biology teaching

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So drop it. It's a pretty sweet deal on the table--

deal drop sweet table

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play ball, get an A. Come on, let's make this easy.

ball easy

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I'm just trying to cope through a year in Toledo

cope toledo

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with its miserable excuse for espresso.

espresso excuse miserable

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Put your hand down.

hand

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Next words I hear outta you better be in a British accent.

accent british british-accent outta words

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The bookstore at the mall

bookstore mall

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has good espresso... m'lord.

espresso

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- Hey, not bad! Looks like Anthony's out

anthonys

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to an early lead. Nice.

early lead

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Let's open it up. And remember...British.

british open remember

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Female.

female

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Hurtful. Go.

hurtful

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[overlapping chatter with accents]

accents chatter overlapping overlapping-chatter

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- The mocha latte...

latte mocha

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- I abandoned you in the loo.

abandoned

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- * Next time I'll listen to my heart *

heart

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* Next time well I'll be smart *

smart

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*

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[dramatic classical music playing]

classical classical-music dramatic music music-playing playing

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*

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Ahh...

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This is my sanctuary.

sanctuary

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*

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- Wha--

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It's fine.

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Ah, it's fine.

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Nope.

nope

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*

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I was kicked outta the bookstore.

bookstore kicked outta

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Tried to explain to the manager that their staff "pick"

explain manager pick staff tried

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was feel-good soft-core nonsense.

core nonsense soft

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Yeah, I happened to gesture with my coffee hand,

coffee gesture hand happened

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you know, splashed a couple measly drops on the guy.

couple drops

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He starts throwing the word scalded around--

starts throwing word

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"You've scalded me!" Next thing I know,

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this large-calfed tyrant has his troop of baboons

troop

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forcibly eject me.

eject

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So...new plan.

plan

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British accents weren't exactly taking off anyway.

accents british

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We will now focus on taking down the Miles display.

display focus miles

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You will infiltrate the store by getting jobs there

infiltrate jobs store

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and changing the staff pick, thereby giving me

changing giving pick staff thereby

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some semblance of sanctuary

sanctuary

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in this chili dump of a town.

chili dump town

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- Did Miles do something to you?

miles

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Did he get you fired from Harvard?

fired harvard

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- No, Miles just has this, um...

miles

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You know, he--he's like-- You know those people that--

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He wears scarves. Indoors, you know what I mean?

indoors wears

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When he smiles it's like, "Ehh..." You know?

smiles

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You just wanna-- It's just ehh--

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You know, he's like one of those people.

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Look, do I need to go on, or are you guys getting this?

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- Couldn't you just find a sanctuary

sanctuary

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in a different part of the store?

part store

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That seems easier than lashing out.

easier lashing seems

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- Does everyone hear him the way I do?

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The grating tone? That's gonna be fatal

fatal tone

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in a job interview, bud.

interview

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- Mr. Griffin, we can't get jobs.

griffin jobs

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- Yes, you can! Look, it's easy.

easy

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Couple of you get in, you flip the pic,

couple flip

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and then quit, for all I care.

care quit

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I mean, look, it's a minimum wage job.

minimum minimum-wage wage

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These things are designed to be revolving door.

designed door

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So...who here has ever been on a job interview?

interview

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- Once my grandma asked me

asked grandma

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to help her dig onions in the yard.

onions yard

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- Okay. We're gonna need some practice.

practice

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Hello? - Hey, sorry to interrupt you.

interrupt

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It's, uh, Principal Durbin from work.

durbin principal principal-durbin

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I was hoping to see you

hoping

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in my office when you have a moment?

moment office

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Well, you're teaching a class.

class teaching

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You can't literally mean now.

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- I'm on my way.

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- Well, you--

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- Heather, I want you to take over for me, okay?

heather

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I want you to mock interview all these people.

interview mock

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You guys are gonna do great. Just need a little work.

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It's gonna work.

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- That's your signature scent. She can't--

scent signature

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Ah--pffft! She can't take that away from you.

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Now, scoot.

scoot

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Sorry, the kids come first.

kids

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You're Jack, right? - Yes.

jack

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- H.H. DeMarcus. I go by Helen.

helen

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How was Harvard?

harvard

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Uh...

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let's go with good.

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If Durbin's available now, I'd love to just--

available love

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- The annual bake sale is coming up,

annual bake coming sale

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and all teachers have to bring a baked good.

baked bring teachers

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I do cream puffs, and people love 'em a lot.

cream love puffs

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But the most important part

part

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is that we're raisin' money for the school.

money raisin school

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And I'm gonna write down "Raisin' Money"

money raisin write

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as a good cookie name.

cookie name

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I write them down when they come to me.

write

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Now, you're getting off easy because you're new,

easy

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so I'm just gonna give you chocolate chip.

chip chocolate chocolate-chip

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- I should have stopped you so much earlier.

stopped

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Why would I ever do that?

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- To show us how much Ram pride ya got!

pride

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- Oh, I see. No, we're on the same page.

page

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Put me down as a definite no.

definite

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- You haven't gotten bitten by the Ram yet.

bitten gotten

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- Guess not. - Pam the Ram's comin' at ya.

comin

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Get ready!

ready

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All rams are male.

male

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- Pam's a trans ram.

trans

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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- Jack comin' in!

comin jack

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Time to pay the piper, Jack.

jack piper

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- Wha--I love whatever this is.

love

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Is it something from a movie?

movie

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- It's a Mercedes ad. Print.

print

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"Never compromise."

compromise

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- Ah! Well, you are nailin' it.

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So I'm all ears.

ears

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- You gotta replace the school sign that you wrecked, homeboy.

replace school sign wrecked

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Right? It was granite, very intricate,

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very expensive work on the ram.

expensive

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Jack, this is on you, and I never...

jack

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compromise.

compromise

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- It's funny--I've been meaning to bring this up myself.

bring funny meaning

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See, my lawyers were asking if the sign was far enough back

asking lawyers sign

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from the road, legally speaking.

legally road speaking

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And my neck has really been hurting.

hurting neck

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You see, the thing is...

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I also never compromise.

compromise

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- And as...a man who does not compromise,

compromise

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I have to respect that.

respect

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And, um, I'm sure I can

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trim some fat from the budget

budget trim

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and maybe find some folks who, unlike us,

folks unlike

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are willing to compromise. - Ah.

compromise willing

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Ahh! Look alive, Whitlock!

alive whitlock

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Durbin's on the warpath!

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All right, class,

class

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I'm back, so start to shut...

start

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up.

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Hmm.

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Heather, you, uh, finish those job interviews?

finish heather interviews

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Yeah? Who'd ya hire?

hire whod

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Somebody had a lotta great references maybe, huh?

lotta references somebody

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Maybe the boss' nephew.

boss nephew

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Yeah.

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That's what I thought.

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These damn textbooks!

textbooks

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You should all take a page from how cool Dan Decker is.

cool decker page

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You're not gonna see him

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thumbing through a biology textbook.

biology textbook

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- Nobody gave me one yet.

nobody

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- Nobody even gave him one. How cool is that?

cool nobody

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You know what?

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Line up with your books over here. Come on.

books line

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Line up with your books, let's go.

books line

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Now, you see all these open windows?

open windows

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Aaaaanybody wanna guess what happens next?

happens

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- Mr. Griffin, we can't throw out our books.

books griffin throw

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What about the AP test?

test

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- Oh, can we not throw out the books?

books throw

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Let's go.

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Toss 'em, guys, toss 'em.

toss

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Sarika Sarkar, you gonna be okay?

sarika sarika-sarkar sarkar

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- Not without my book, no.

book

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- Whaaaaah!

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- I didn't.

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I didn't--Hand to God, I did not know.

hand

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Oh, man, I coulda really...

coulda

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I coulda really hurt you.

coulda hurt

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Whoo! Oh, man.

whoo

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All right, I was gonna start in on the interview prep,

interview prep start

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but I don't think I can do it, man.

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But I could get arrested for something like that, dude.

arrested

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- Coach. Coach Novak, I need to, uh,

coach coach-novak novak

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talk to you about the budget.

budget

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I need to you, uh...

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I need you to cut down on field chalk.

chalk field

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Can't be, you know, touching that up every day.

touching

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I'm not gonna compromise.

compromise

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- I get it. We're on the same team.

team

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!

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- But while we're talkin' budget,

budget talkin

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I need a new P.E. parachute.

parachute

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The old one got snagged on a kid's belt buckle.

belt buckle kids

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He got whipped across the room,

room whipped

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and his buckle gutted that chute like a trout.

buckle trout

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- "Never compromise."

compromise

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First off, I need to know

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when students get whipped across the gym.

students whipped

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And secondly, I'm in cutting mode, so--

cutting mode secondly

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- Oh, I see. You headed straight to P.E., huh?

headed straight

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Bottom of the totem pole.

bottom pole

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- Dick, I understand how crucial P.E. is.

crucial dick

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I tire out the boys!

boys tire

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You realize what a bunch of hopped-up boys

boys bunch hopped realize

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who had full energy would do to this school?

energy full school

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- I'll get you the parachute.

parachute

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Find a way to fix it.

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- If I didn't tire out the boys,

boys tire

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this school would be rubble by lunch!

lunch rubble school

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- Remember, people, this is for the bookstore interview.

bookstore interview remember

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Posture. Eye contact.

contact posture

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And if I get the sense you're not really trying,

sense

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you get an F.

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- I like big books, and I cannot lie.

books cannot

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- I have a 4.125 GPA.

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- Never talk about grades. No one cares.

cares grades

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They have no impact on life.

impact life

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Next!

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And greatest weakness?

greatest weakness

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- My neck. - Very literal.

literal neck

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- I couldn't even hold my head up until I was five years old.

five five-years head years

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- The only job I've ever had

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was babysitting my little brother.

babysitting brother

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- Look, you guys are trying to make a good impression here,

impression

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so you're gonna have to straight-up lie.

straight

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If you don't, someone else will, so it's fine.

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It's called holistic consequentialism:

called

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the consequences are the same either way, so...

consequences

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lying. Go!

lying

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- My dad is author Stephen King.

author king stephen

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- I have a normal-strength neck.

neck normal strength

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If I hear something behind me,

behind

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I turn and look without effort.

effort

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- Well, I hope you're all inheriting money,

hope money

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because you're completely unhirable.

completely

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I have no choice but to take a run at this myself,

choice

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.

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We might lose a whole academic year.

academic lose might whole

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- We have to do something.

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He has all the power.

power

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- We should all show up at his house,

house

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ambush him, and refuse to leave

ambush refuse

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until he gives us our books back.

books gives

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Who's in? - I'm in.

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I wanna see a professor's house.

house

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I bet it's like the library from "Beauty and the Beast."

beast beauty library

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- We should ask Dan Decker.

decker

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He's scary, but Mr. Griffin likes him.

griffin likes scary

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*

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- Where is that son of a...

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- Jack, you are squeezing that pen so hard.

hard jack squeezing

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What are you working on?

working

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- Revenge. - Oh ho ho ho.

revenge

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"Revenge"! - Somebody call Shonda!

revenge somebody

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Revenge! - Little too dramatic.

dramatic revenge

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- "Shonda"...

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- There he is!

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- Oh, God, not now, Helen, please.

helen

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I-I'm working on a writing project of great importance.

importance project working writing

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- Exactly. You're a big brainiac with these

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big thoughts, and there's no room in your head for cookies.

cookies head room thoughts

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That's why I made it even easier for ya.

easier

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- You know,

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I'm not some absentminded nutty professor

nutty professor

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who's baffled by baking. I simply don't wanna do it.

baking simply

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- "Nutty Professor" is the perfect name for your cookies!

cookies name nutty perfect perfect-name professor

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- That maniac doesn't care

care maniac

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about first impressions at all.

impressions

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Iron out your panties, Jack.

iron jack panties

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- Listen...

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- I do not bake cookies...

bake cookies

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and I will never waver on that.

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- Look at his nostrils. - Girl, they are flaring.

girl nostrils

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- Which one.

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- My Michelle mug.

michelle

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It's got my name on it, Michelle?

michelle name

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[rapid piano notes over phone]

notes phone piano rapid

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- Thank you for calling Bartholemew's Bookstore.

bookstore calling

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We appreciate your call.

appreciate

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[classical piano melody continues]

classical continues melody melody-continues piano

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*

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Miles: What is time? Why are we here?

miles

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I'm Miles Leonard... - No.

leonard miles miles-leonard

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Representative! - Philosopher

philosopher representative

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and MacArthur Genius. - Representative!

genius representative

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- "The Question IS the Answer."

answer question

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Why are we here?

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- I'm Miles Leonard, philosopher

leonard miles miles-leonard philosopher

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- "The Question IS the Answer."

answer question

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What is time? Why are we here?

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I'm Miles Leonard, Philosopher--

leonard miles miles-leonard philosopher

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- Oh, shut up! - My book, "The Question

book question

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IS the answer."

answer

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Representative!

representative

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- Let's go around back.

↓

Bartholemew's. Kyle speaking.

kyle speaking

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- Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

coming

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- What do you mean, you don't get involved

involved

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in regional staff pics? What if Cliff

cliff pics regional staff

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and his underlings picked "Mein Kampf"?

mein picked

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You've never heard--Well, it's Adolf Hitler's manifesto.

adolf heard hitlers manifesto

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You might wanna look it up.

might

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"Mein" is spelled like chow mein,

chow mein spelled

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"Kampf" is spelled like camp. but with a K,

camp spelled

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and stick an F at the end.

stick

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No, no, no, no, no, do-do-don't--

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Why are we here?

↓

I'm Miles Leonard.

leonard miles miles-leonard

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- We should leave. This feels like an intrusion.

feels

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We can use this.

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- Ah! - New plan. If this guy's

plan

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gonna teach us, we need to help him.

teach

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- We can't take advantage of whatever...

advantage

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this is.

↓

Stick with the plan. He's vulnerable!

plan stick vulnerable

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You guys are wimps! I should have brought girls.

brought girls

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.

↓

- Okay, here he comes.

comes

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Everybody remember, be gentle.

everybody gentle remember

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This is a man on the edge.

edge

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- All right, everybody, pipe down.

everybody pipe

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This plan's on life-support.

life life-support plans support

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Is this a Mormon school?

school

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- No, silly!

silly

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We're doing more interview prep today, right, Sarika?

interview prep sarika today

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- Yeah. I'm psyched about it.

psyched

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- We made official resumes.

official resumes

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- I watched "Working Girl" last night.

girl night watched working

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- Guys, this is a massive improvement in attitude.

attitude improvement massive

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Ha. - This is much more interesting

interesting

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than biology.

biology

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Thank you. I-I hate knowledge.

hate knowledge

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- Don't imply that I hate knowledge,

hate knowledge

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but, uh, yeah, why don't we jump into some interview prep?

interview jump prep

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Right off the bat, I am seeing way too many bolo ties.

seeing ties

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- Durbin Outfitters!

durbin

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- Durbin Outfitters! - Hel-lo!

durbin

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- We heard you're giving out money...

giving heard money

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Is that what people are saying?

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- My kids need a monitor for presentations.

kids monitor

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- Mine need a microphone also for presentations.

microphone

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- And my kids need this technology

kids technology

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where song lyrics pop up at the bottom of the screen

bottom lyrics screen song

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and there's like a waterfall and a woman riding a horse.

horse riding woman

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I can't buy you a karaoke machine!

karaoke karaoke-machine machine

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I'm looking for cuts!

cuts looking

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- Come on, Durbs. The staff karaoke machine

durbs karaoke karaoke-machine machine staff

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has been broken for the last three semesters.

broken three

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I know there's a song in you.

song

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- I do a pretty good...

↓

"Thriller," along with the Vincent Price part.

along part price thriller vincent

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- Yes!

↓

- I knew it!

↓

- Gotta do it--I love it!

love

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- All right.

↓

Oh, crud, I just bought a karaoke machine.

bought karaoke karaoke-machine machine

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- Oh, geez. There's my sad little guy!

geez

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Oh...

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Whooooh!

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What are you doing? - Oh, I'm tapped into

tapped

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your kids, Jack. They told me what happened--

happened jack kids

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how you microwaved that fast food taco with lettuce.

fast fast-food food lettuce taco

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- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

↓

The kids were at my house? - Yeah.

house kids

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They saw you drinking and practicing punching,

drinking practicing punching

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and they were worried you were having

having worried

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some kinda breakdown, so they wanted to do something for you.

breakdown kinda wanted

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- That's the reason they went along

along reason

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with everything I said today

today

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- No. Ram pride!

pride

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When one of our own has their horns

horns

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stuck in that fence, we're there

fence stuck

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to pull 'em by the caboose, and that is why

caboose pull

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you are off cookie duty.

cookie duty

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Because you're just under too much strain.

strain

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- I'm under no strain at all

strain

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And there is absolutely nothing difficult

absolutely difficult

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about baking cookies.

baking cookies

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- Sorry, pal, because it's a no.

↓

They would be blood cookies,

blood cookies

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paid for with your sanity.

paid sanity

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- You're a ridiculous person. I'm gonna go.

person ridiculous

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Okay.

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I was pitied by a pack of dweebs?

pack

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*

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Dan Decker. Are you part of that dork recon team

decker dork part recon team

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that's peeping in my windows?

peeping windows

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- No.

↓

No one really loops me in on anything.

loops

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- You, uh...

↓

always come out here and eat lunch by yourself?

lunch

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Thought you'd be like on a team

team

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or part of a bully crew or something.

bully crew part

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Come on, man. What's the deal?

deal

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- I moved here from Florida like a year ago,

florida moved

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and I'm kinda not that great at making friends.

friends kinda

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Can't even talk to the A.P. Bio kids.

kids

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- Is that Heather from class and the body of Wonder Woman?

body class heather woman wonder

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- No, no.

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It--

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- You just gotta give them something they want.

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You probably just have to say the word "Dumbledore,"

word

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and they'd all high-five each other and go nuts.

five nuts theyd

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But that's not really the path I like for you anyway, man.

path

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I see you more as like a lone wolf.

lone wolf

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I mean, sure, people try to rope you into their bake sales,

bake rope sales

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but...take it from this guy.

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The life of a lone wolf can be pretty sweet.

life lone sweet wolf

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- Dude, I don't wanna be like you.

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Your life's a mess.

lifes mess

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.

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*

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*

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- Hey, where do you think you're going with that?

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Hey--hey!

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- * No good, do no good *

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* And, well, it's true

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* 'Cause they never do what you want 'em to *

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* 'Cause people, they're no good *

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* Oh, no, they're no good at meetings *

meetings

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* When they come out to play

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* And they're no good for bookings *

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* 'Cause we can't make 'em stay, hey *

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*

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- This is a croquembouche.

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much like your cream puffs, but more impressive.

cream impressive puffs

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It is you who will have the mental breakdown, Helen.

breakdown helen mental

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This is a one-time exception. Write down everything I say

exception write

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right now. First, never dress like this again.

dress

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Second, I took down the Miles cutout myself.

miles second

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I've been banned from the bookstore for life,

banned bookstore life

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but...that's okay.

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The only true sanctuary I'll have in this town

sanctuary town

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is between these two ears right here.

ears

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Third, and finally, never pity me.

finally pity third

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Did any of you go to Harvard?

harvard

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Have any of you slept with 24 women?

slept women

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What you saw when you trespassed on my property

property

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was a man who eats what he wants,

eats wants

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drinks what he wants,

drinks wants

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wears...what he wants.

wants wears

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It is a lifestyle most high school kids would kill for.

kids kill lifestyle school school-kids

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It's sad to me that you can't see that.

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The only embarrassing part of my day

embarrassing part

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is the 55 minutes I have to spend here.

minutes spend

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*

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One more thing, though.

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Does anyone have anything to say about

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Dumbledore?

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- Well, actually... - Dumbledore was clearly...

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- Pipe down! Stop!

pipe

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Stop. Pipe down, pipe down.

pipe

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One at a time. Let's start with...Dan.

start

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You have the floor.

floor

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- If you're so embarrassed to teach this class,

class embarrassed teach

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Miles is probably the last person

miles person

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you want getting that picture.

picture

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He won't, if you give the bio textbooks back.

textbooks

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Like you said: Give them what they want.

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*

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- Ha.

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One chapter. Of my choosing.

chapter choosing

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From the middle of the book.

book middle

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- All right, Dan! - Way to go, Dan!

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- Yeah, Dan! - All right, Dan.

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- You're rooted. You're rooted, okay?

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No compromise.

compromise

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Hey, Jack, I am done compromising.

jack

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Now, we have blown way past the sign on this one.

blown past sign

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Your class's lab equipment is due to be upgraded,

equipment upgraded

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but you're just gonna have to do without.

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- Sounds good.

sounds

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You can do that, and you're not gonna shortchange the students?

students

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- Won't affect the lesson plan at all.

affect lesson plan

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*

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Never compromise.

compromise