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No, your toilet is back at the farm.
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Taihen ja naaaa...
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Dad, I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
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I didn't know you were really trying to help.
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- Stan, where are you going? - I let dad down once.
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Somebody has to pick up where he left off.
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I promise we're doing all we can.
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I'm sorry for what happened,
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but you need to leave it to the professionals.
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There's something more going on here.
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I think my dad was on to something and I
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didn't listen to him, and now he's in a hospital.
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We've already got a few leads
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and we're following up on all of them.
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I assure you we take this all very seriously.
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This isn't a joke to us.
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- Chief, hey, Chief! - Yeah?
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An angry proctologist walked in
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to the toilet section of Home Depot.
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Proctologist says to the toilet manager,
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"I ain't taking the fall," and pulls a gun
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on six Japanese delivery men.
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So, then, the six Japanese delivery men show up,
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and the proctologist has everyone held hostage
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and says he's not taking the fall
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for the Randy Marsh shooting.
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Oh, shit, this is actually happening?!
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Come on, people, let's go!
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I ain't going down for this!
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You got that, coppers?! I didn't shoot anybody!
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But if I'm going down,
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I'll take these careless bastards out with me!
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Would you like some sparkling water or champagne...
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Get... Get outta here!
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There's no other way, we have you surrounded.
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I didn't shoot Randy Marsh!
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- Taihen! - Nobody's saying you did!
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No, but they're gonna use me as their scapegoat!
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They'll fix things like they always do!
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- Who will? - They'll use their lawyers
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and their power to make it all go away!
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Just like they did back when that 2nd grade kid
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wrote a story in the school paper about toilets