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Jesus, I am just messing with you.
Mr Robot
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My stuff is just in the wash.
Mr Robot
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I'm gonna borrow this for the time being.
Mr Robot
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Oh, by the way,
Mr Robot
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your dog shat on your bed.
Mr Robot
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You gotta walk that thing.
Mr Robot
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(Elliot) Hey, please take Flipper for a while.
Mr Robot
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She probably needs a walk or something.
Mr Robot
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She keeps shitting everywhere.
Mr Robot
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Of course she needs a walk, Elliot.
Mr Robot
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She's a friggin' dog.
Mr Robot
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Yo, I want to stop and get some froyo before we go.
Mr Robot
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[hip hop music playing over headphones]
Mr Robot
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Uh, I'll be back later.
Mr Robot
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- I owe you. - Yeah, big time.
Mr Robot
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How do you know where I live?
Mr Robot
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Why wouldn't I know where you live?
Mr Robot
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I don't know. I don't know where you live.
Mr Robot
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Well,
Mr Robot
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I don't live anywhere at the present.
Mr Robot
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The douche I was dating proposed to me, can you believe?
Mr Robot
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I mean, what an asshole.
Mr Robot
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Anyways, we got into this huge fight, and...
Mr Robot
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(Elliot voice-over) What the hell am I doing?
Mr Robot
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This chick is out of her mind batshit crazy.
Mr Robot
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I gotta go back, tell Gideon everything.
Mr Robot
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He'll understand, right?
Mr Robot
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He'll know what to do.
Mr Robot
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It's whatevs. He'll take me back.
Mr Robot
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He's just gotta get over this whole
Mr Robot
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"love is forever" bullshit.
Mr Robot
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I'll do my disappearing act for a minute,
Mr Robot
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and then he'll come to his senses.
Mr Robot
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(male announcer) Stand clear of the closing door.
Mr Robot
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You know, it's our thing.
Mr Robot
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Quick!
Mr Robot
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[indistinct female announcer over intercom]
Mr Robot
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(Elliot voice-over) Can she see them, too?
Mr Robot
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What?
Mr Robot
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I like to stay on my toes.
Mr Robot
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Speaking of, that's, like, one of the most annoying things...
Mr Robot
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(Elliot voice-over) But what if Tyrell finds out? What will he do?
Mr Robot
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Shit, there's basically no scenario in which
Mr Robot
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I'm not getting killed or going to jail.
Mr Robot
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Because I wanted a turtle, and he was like, "No..."
Mr Robot
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(Darlene) I might need to crash with you for a couple of nights.
Mr Robot
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That's cool, right?
Mr Robot
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Seriously?
Mr Robot
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