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To supply the United States its toilet paper,
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it takes 31.1 million trees per year.
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A million acres per year of precious
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Canadian Boreal forest alone,
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releasing upwards of 25 metric tons of CO2
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and leveling 90% of the land barren.
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So, then, why do Americans use it so much?
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Well, that's the big question, isn't it?
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None of it makes any sense.
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- Well, then, maybe somebody... - Just tell your dad to stop.
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Americans don't want to change their toilets
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and they never will.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a public service announcement.
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One of our citizens has asked to speak with you.
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Please welcome Mr. Randy S. Marsh.
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Thank you, Mayor. Thank you, everyone.
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You know, the Marshes are a family that try to always
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lead by example.
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And we know that all of you appreciate that.
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Everyone deserves to be clean, and the truth is, you can be.
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You might not be the Marshes,
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but you can afford a Japanese toilet.
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Just not a really nice one like what we have.
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If you take into account the money
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we all spend on toilet paper, doctors, and hemorrhoid cream,
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a Japanese toilet pays for itself in just a few years.
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There are actually Japanese toilets made for commoners.
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Walmart and Amazon all carry the lower
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cost of shitty Japanese toilets that anyone can afford.
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There's even these like attachment thingies
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for your existing toilet
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which will make you feel like a Marsh yourself.
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They may not be Nihon No style-ru,
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but they are good enough for you guys.
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The point is... even commoners don't need toilet paper anymore!
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And, so, I am suggesting that this town puts all...
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Holy shit!
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Randy?! Wah!
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I'm sorry, but he's in critical condition.
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Who shot him?
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Nobody knows.
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Is he gonna be okay?
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He's in a coma.
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He's unconscious and just blabbering nonsense.
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Bikkuri... Bikkurishita... Taiehn deshou...
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Mr. Marsh, your whole family is here.
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Your wife, your daughter, and your son.
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T-Toire Wa?
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