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since I've gotten a Japanese toilet.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#242
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Oh... Oh, really?
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#243
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It's completely changed my life.
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#244
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I'm healthier, I'm less stressed,
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#245
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and I don't get hemorrhoids 'cause I'm not smearing shit
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#246
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all over my ass with toilet paper.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#247
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Huh.
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#248
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Here, here. You wanna come see it?!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#249
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Go on, check it out.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#250
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D-Dr. Sheltair?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#251
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Dr. Sheltair?!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#252
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You stupid!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#253
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You ruined Tuscany! Gah!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#254
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- Stop it! - I hate you!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#255
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I hate you! I hate you!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#256
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Go on! Get out of here!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#257
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How am I supposed to tell my wife
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#258
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we can't afford to go to Tuscany now?!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#259
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I never realized you made so much money off my ass.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#260
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Go on. Get.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#261
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Get!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#262
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Hey, Stan! Stan hold up!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#263
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What?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#264
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Well, um, you're just a really good friend, Stan,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#265
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and... and I was gonna ask if maybe
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#266
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I could borrow your plungercost?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#267
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What's a plungercost?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#268
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It doesn't cost nothing when your toilet's nice as yours, Richie Rich!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#269
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I did it! I called Stan Richie Rich, too!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#270
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That was fun!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#271
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Stan, you've got to stop bragging about your toilet.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#272
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I'm not bragging about my toilet!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#273
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And why is it such a big deal anyway?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#274
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It's a big deal, Stan. You just don't understand why.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#275
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Have you ever asked yourself why we use toilet paper?
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#276
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We're told to wash our hands... wear masks in crowds...
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#277
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but for some reason, when it comes to wiping our ass,
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#278
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we're told to do it with this little piece of paper.
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#279
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We are all... all of us... Walking around right now
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#280
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with a little bit of shit smeared on our buttholes.
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#281
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Did you know that 70% of people in the world
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#282
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don't even use it at all?
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#283
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70% of the world doesn't use toilet paper?
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#284
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Look it up.
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#285
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Most people in the world still use good ol' soap and water.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#286
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The average American uses 140 rolls
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#287
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of toilet paper per year.
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#288
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Can you even begin to imagine how many trees that is?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#289
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