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They hit the mother lode during the breach.
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Potentially terabytes worth of emails and files.
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They're threatening to dump everything
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unless the FBI frees Colby.
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They released the video this morning.
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Hello, Evil Corp. We are Fsociety.
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Over the years, we have been watching you.
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Your financial abuse of the poor;
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your corruption of governments;
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your cover-ups of the murder of innocent, ordinary citizens,
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all for the sake of a profit.
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This is why we at Fsociety have decided you must die.
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We are malicious and hostile. We do not compromise.
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We will not stop until every tentacle
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of your evil monstrosity is sliced off at the nerve.
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But we are also not without mercy.
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Our latest hack was our last warning.
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Meet our demands, and we will consider not destroying you.
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First, release our leader Terry Colby
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from your illegitimate prison immediately.
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Second, release all the people of the world
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from your even more illegitimate prisons of debt.
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Third, dissolve your corporation
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and donate all your assets to charities around the world.
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This proposal is non-negotiable.
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The people are realizing they don't have freedom of choice
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The people are waking up,
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no longer accepting your economic slavery.
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Meet these demands, or we will kill you.
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Consider yourself warned.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, my album just dropped.
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Yo, please buy my CD. Only cost you 20 likes.
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Yo, it'll give you the feels, y'all, I swear.
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The CD's free. All's I ask is you Tweet.
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Help my social media outreach.
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(Ollie) You know, be like, "I want to set up this meeting.
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It's like a very, like a... " Oh, Elliot!
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(Ollie) Hey, congrats, man.
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Allsafe is all over the internet today because of you.
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Dude, we should celebrate. We have this Groupon
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for four at Morton's on Thursday.
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This other couple we were going with totally bailed.
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Their steaks are badass. It's $29.95...