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with fecal matter on their anus,
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but I'm just lucky
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I've sold enough weed to be able not to.
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But was it really luck? Or was it hard work?
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Heck, I don't know, but you know...
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Dad, can I talk to you?!
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Stan? You're back from school already?
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I need to talk to you right now!
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The fuck are you doing?!
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Fuck are you doing?
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You need to stop gloating to everybody!
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I am not gloating.
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Yes, you are, and now kids at school
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are calling me Richie Rich!
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Nobody cares about your stupid toilet
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- and you're acting like a jerk. - You're stupid.
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I'm acting like a jerk because I'm trying to help people?!
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How are you trying to help people, Dad?
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Because the people don't know that these toilets are awesome,
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and I'm just, like, the well-respected guy
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who's trying to open people's eyes like JFK.
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You are not like JFK!
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You're just showing off!
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Nu-uh, I'm like JFK 'cause I am trying to change things!
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You're part of a very respected family, Stan.
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You should start acting like it.
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* Atashi wa Heia des-u *
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* Toire ni iru kara *
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- Randy? - * Kimochi I I *
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Your proctologist is here to see you.
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Oh, hey there, Doc.
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Well, Randy Marsh, how are ya?
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I'm doing great. How are you?
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Wonderful! Just been super busy.
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I'm actually takin' the wife to Tuscany day after tomorrow.
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Tuscany? Wow. Awesome.
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Yeah, well, Randy you haven't been in my office
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for a few days, so I thought I'd come
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do a house call to help you with your hemorrhoids.
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I haven't needed to come to your office.
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In fact, I don't think I'll be needing your services anymore