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- Is this a joke? - No.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#374
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Even though Tom Cruise smiles all the time,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#375
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he is incapable of joking, sir.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#376
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Kavanaugh, I've had it with you.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#377
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You're constantly late, drunk,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#378
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and somehow don't even know the basics of the law.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#379
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I've never done this before,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#380
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nor do I have the authority to do so, but you're fired.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#381
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- [door opens] - That's not Brett Kavanaugh! I am.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#382
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And I can prove it.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#383
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No, that's okay.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#384
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Now that you're both in front of me, it's glaringly obvious.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#385
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We should really get seats that face each other.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#386
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Now that that distraction's out of the way,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#387
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let's get back to banning only gay marriage,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#388
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like the Founding Fathers intended.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#389
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Sir, you need to leave.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#390
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I just need to say one thing.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#391
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Sure, I'll work around your schedule.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#392
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Okay, so I'm not a judge, but let's talk about the Founding Fathers.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#393
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If a guy who was five feet tall, had a mouthful of wooden teeth,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#394
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and pooped in a flowerpot walked in here right now,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#395
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would you say, "Let's do everything he says"?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#396
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Or, "Maybe we can think of something better"?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#397
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You really want to stick it to gay people?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#398
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I mean, that's kind of
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#399
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why the Federalist Society put me here, yeah.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#400
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Then why let gay people sleep in,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#401
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have their own bathrooms, and eat every meal at a bistro?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#402
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Why should gays get to wear white jeans, host the Tonys
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#403
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and have endless casual sex?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#404
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You want to take away their freedom?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#405
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Let them get married.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#406
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Huh. Maybe you're not an idiot.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#407
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I'm not, I'm-I'm just a visual learner.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#408
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A toast to Peter Griffin,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#409
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who brought some common sense to this court.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#410
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I didn't. Beer did.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#411
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Thanks, booze.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#412
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Hey, this is non-alcoholic.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#413
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I've learned my lesson.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#414
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I've listened, grown and changed. I swear on the Bible.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#415
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[thuds]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#416
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Son of a bitch slipped me a Mickey.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#417
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I'm proud of you, Peter.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#418
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I don't know how you did it, but you preserved gay marriage.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#419
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Oh, I just told them how happy we are,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#420
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and how everyone deserves that for themselves.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#421
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