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for lunch today, Richie Rich?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#146
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Stan, just so you know, nobody gives a shit.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#147
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About what?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#148
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Come on, guys!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#149
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Did you know some people can't even afford to eat?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#150
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How about caring for something that matters, you bitch?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#151
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What the fuck?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#152
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Hey, Stan, you really have to be careful.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#153
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Of what?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#154
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Look, it's great that you come from a wealthy family,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#155
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but people don't like getting their noses rubbed in it.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#156
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Dude, I haven't even said anything!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#157
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Well, your dad called everyone last night
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#158
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and told them you have a $10,000 toilet.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#159
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What?!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#160
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Well, thanks for having us over for brunch, Randy.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#161
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Yeah, what's the special occasion?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#162
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Oh, you know, just good times with dear friends.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#163
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Does anyone need to go to the bathroom?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#164
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Uh, no, I'm... I'm good.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#165
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Oh, maybe some more coffee, then.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#166
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Can you guys believe all the snow we've gotten?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#167
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Yeah, maybe it will actually help with the drought.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#168
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Let's hope so.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#169
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Does anyone need a bathroom break?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#170
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Well, actually, I-I think I could use the restroom.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#171
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That was kind of a big breakfast.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#172
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Oh! Oh, yeah, sure! It's, uh...
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#173
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It's right across the hallway.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#174
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Right there.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#175
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Excuse me.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#176
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Oh.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#177
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What was that?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#178
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Oh, that's the welcome music for my Japanese toilet.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#179
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I've heard of those. Aren't they expensive?
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#180
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Yeah, a bit.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#181
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But for those of us who can afford it,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#182
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it's well worth it.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#183
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Oh! Ohhh!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#184
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Ohhhh!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#185
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He's now turned on the rear jet,
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#186
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which cleans your bottom with warm water.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#187
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Oh. Ohhh!
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#188
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Ah! That's the front washer
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#189
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that washes your balls, or vagina.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#190
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If you think about it, a dry piece of toilet paper
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#191
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can't clean you half as well as pressurized water.
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#192
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I feel bad that most people have to walk around
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S26E03 — Japanese Toilet
#193
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