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Together, you own millions of souls.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#182
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Souls at risk with the new extermination schedule.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#183
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We need to discuss what can be done to minimize
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#184
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the impact to our interest. [rattles]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#185
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-Zestial, so good to see you, my friend. -Enchanted as always Carmilla.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#186
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[Carmilla] Alastor?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#187
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Yes, I know I've been absent some time.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#188
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I'm sure you've all been wondering.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#189
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Not really. But welcome back in any case.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#190
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This year's extermination was brutal , far more even than years past.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#191
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We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#192
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With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#193
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I think it prudent we--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#194
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[door slams open] Yes, I've got it handled, Vox.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#195
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Are you doubting me?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#196
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Really? Me? That's what I thought.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#197
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[laughing] Yes, I know. They're all a joke.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#198
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[laughs] Thank you, Vee. See you soon.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#199
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[kisses] Kisses, darling.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#200
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Nice of you to join us, Velvette.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#201
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Will your... colleagues be joining?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#202
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No. They have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#203
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Who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#204
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[Carmilla] Charming.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#205
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So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#206
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-Yes? -On the subject of discussion...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#207
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-[Squelches] -[Odette] Ooh shit.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#208
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-[Clara gasps] -[Alastor] Oh, tasty!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#209
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Where did you get this?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#210
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[Velvette] We found it during extermination day.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#211
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If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#212
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We can take the fight to them.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#213
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The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#214
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[slurping noises]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#215
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-[slurping continues] -[cup clinks on saucer]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#216
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[Zestial] If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#217
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with such meagre proof.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#218
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Thou art far more foolish than I be thought.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#219
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[scoffs] Meager proof? It's a dead fucking exorcist.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#220
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I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#221
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You going blind, old man?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#222
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We know not how this perished.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#223
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mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#224
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If we rush to war without knowing mightn't they purge
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#225
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all of Hell for daring an uprising?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#226
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[muttering in agreement]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#227
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[Alastor] Oh, that's possible I suppose.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#228
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Oh, I get it.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E03 — Scrambled Eggs
#229
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