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[whooping, cheering]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#326
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You got to love small beach towns with no economic opportunities.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#327
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They should have a wet undies contest for guys.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#328
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- Shut up, Joe. - Men should not say "undies."
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#329
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[announcer] And the winner of $18 and a free base-level car wash is...
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#330
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Diana DiGuacamo!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#331
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What? That's insane!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#332
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- [shouts, grunts] - Whoa, Kav.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#333
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What the hell? Amber should have won.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#334
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Why are you so mad? Diana had the nicest bazongas.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#335
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Look at the banner, Glenn.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#336
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It's not a nicest bazongas contest,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#337
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it's a wet T-shirt contest.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#338
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And Amber's shirt was the wettest.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#339
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But, Brett, surely the spirit of the tilt is to reward the most comely bosom.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#340
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Then why have T-shirts at all?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#341
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Why not just hand the trophy
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#342
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to the woman with the biggest milk monsters?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#343
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Kav, you're spitting little pieces of barf absolutely everywhere.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#344
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Wet T-shirt contests have rules.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#345
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That's all that separates us from animals.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#346
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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#347
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I just need to make a brief, passionate speech.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#348
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Okay, I'll come back.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#349
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I like rules. And I like beer.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#350
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And I used to think I had to choose between making arbitrary regulations
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#351
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that govern every aspect of everyone's life
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#352
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and getting blackout drunk 24/7,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#353
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but I don't have to choose.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#354
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I can do both. I can do both!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#355
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Uh, Brett, you're peeing on yourself.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#356
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Guys, I got to get back to DC.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#357
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But first, let's write down everything
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#358
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in our calendars that happened the last three days.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#359
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- Why? - So 30 years from now,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#360
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we can prove we didn't rape anyone.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#361
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Wait, how would an old, handwritten calendar prove anything?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#362
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Trust me, it's enough.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#363
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Adios, bros.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#364
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That guy was a little creepy, even for me.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#365
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Thanks for coming to help me, Brian.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#366
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I can't believe they chose you to write a Supreme Court opinion.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#367
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They must really trust you.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#368
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Actually, I was the last judge to say "not it."
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#369
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Gorsuch said "not it infinity" at the beginning of the day,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#370
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- so he was immune. - What can I do?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#371
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Send Lauren Boebert a "You up?" text? She's already blocked my number.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#372
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Sir, I've written my opinion.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#373
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