🎲 Surprise Me

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I know you were hanging out with that high school kid from the bar.
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Okay. You know what? We're just friends, all right?
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What are you, living out some sad fantasy of yours?
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Going out with the most popular kid in high school.
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You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were 20 years old.
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- Everyone was afraid of you. - No, they weren't.
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You looked like a monster! Do you all have amnesia?
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I'm telling you, this is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie.
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This is made for, like, kindergartners or something.
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- No, this will work. - No, look. "Nontoxic and safe".
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- Something's happening. - Nothing is gonna happen.
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- Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen.
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Dude. That was that girl, Sara, the one from the bar the other night,
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Well, her parents are out of town, and she's totally having a party.
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- Oh, that sucks. - Yeah. Yeah, it totally sucks.
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So, um, we were wondering if maybe you guys could help us out.
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where we have control over you guys. It's like another thing...