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Oh, I didn't order that.
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#300
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I moved to fucking Gordes! Gordes, France. For her!
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#301
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Don't grieve, for there are, what do they say?
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#302
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"Plenty of fishes in the sea, oui"?
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#303
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You know, she said my teeth were fucked up.
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#304
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She made me get adult braces and I feel stupid.
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#305
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Would you like to know a simple secret to life?
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#306
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Sure.
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#307
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Be open to the right opportunity when she presents herself.
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#308
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Merci beaucoup.
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#309
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Please. Don't speak French.
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#310
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I'm sorry. I'm really fucking drunk.
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#311
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Well, yeah.
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#312
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Welcome to France, eh? Yeah.
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#313
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You have to hold your liquor, right?
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#314
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You know, I lost 300 lb.
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#315
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Bonjour. This is Genevieve.
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#316
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Leave a message.
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#317
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I can't fucking drive.
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#318
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Hey, Genevieve. This is Joe.
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#319
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I'm still in Gordes.
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#320
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I moved here to be with you, if you recall, and guess what?
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#321
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I'm not sorry.
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#322
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I met a guy.
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#323
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Not like that.
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#324
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Like a cool older guy, and he says there's fishes everywhere.
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#325
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So I'm gonna catch a long-nosed fish,
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#326
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like the kind just mounted over a fireplace.
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#327
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You ever see those?
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#328
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And you're like, "Holy fuck! Did you catch that?"
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#329
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So big.
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#330
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How many fish did you see?
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#331
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Oh, this is stupid. I'm not sending this.
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#332
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Fuck. Did I just send that?
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#333
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Me?
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#334
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Okay.
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#335
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Hello?
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#336
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I'm back here.
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#337
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Wow.
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#338
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Why are you the only handsome man that has ever passed by?
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#339
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I don't know.
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#340
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I've been standing at that window for three whole days.
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#341
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I'm glad I walked by.
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#342
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Me too.
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#343
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I'm Katie.
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#344
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Uh... I'm Joseph.
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#345
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Joseph?
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#346
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Juju?
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#347
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