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I am tired of your shenanigans,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#278
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but this, this is a chance to do some real good.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#279
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Would you stop playing with filters and listen?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#280
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Okay, I've taken my filters off.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#281
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- Peter... - I've just been drinking a lot of water.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#282
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Do you, uh... Do you have an OnlyFans?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#283
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I just sent you a DM. My wish list is in my bio.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#284
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All right, Brett, we're deadlocked four to four.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#285
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Are you going to vote to repeal gay marriage or not?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#286
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Okay, so "yes" means no gay marriage?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#287
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- Yes. - And "no" means yes gay marriage?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#288
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- Yes. - Do you mean "yes" as in "no"
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#289
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or "no" as in "yes"?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#290
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God, Kavanaugh, you're like a dog with a bone with this "no means yes" stuff.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#291
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Gay marriage, what is your decision?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#292
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Well, Alito's right, the Constitution says nothing to protect gay marriage.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#293
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Yes! Fetuses will be so psyched to hear that.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#294
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But also, all people are equal under the law,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#295
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which is why we must not only ban gay marriage,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#296
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we have to ban straight marriage.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#297
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Then let's do it! I hate my crazy wife!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#298
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[panting]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#299
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I did it. I spoke.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#300
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[Ginni Thomas] Clarence, you forgot your lunch.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#301
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Thanks, baby.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#302
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Ugh. It sucks that this is the only hat to overthrow democracy in.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#303
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This is absurd. We can't ban all marriage.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#304
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The whole point of not being gay is to get extra stuff.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#305
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Sam, say I invite you out for a beer right now.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#306
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- Could you do it or would you have to ask? - I'd have to ask.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#307
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Ask to have a beer? How is that freedom?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#308
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You know what freedom is?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#309
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Imagine you can't forget your anniversary.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#310
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Imagine it's illegal to have in-laws.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#311
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Imagine a whole bathroom sink with just a toothbrush on it.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#312
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This sounds sexist.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#313
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Imagine a bar of soap in the shower
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#314
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- with no pubes on it. - Touché.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#315
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You know, this would stop everyone from asking,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#316
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"How come she's not married?"
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#317
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I just need one more vote. Roberts?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#318
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I don't know.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#319
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No more wedding cakes means no more lawsuits.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#320
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We'd be done by 11:00 every day
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#321
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- the rest of our lives. - In.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#322
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We did it, guys.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#323
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We changed the way everything works without asking anyone,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#324
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just like America wants.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#325
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