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But then, under my leadership,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1009
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Gnodin could have made it to 20 million.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1010
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And at that point, you're not predicting behavior,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1011
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you're steering it.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1012
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That's why you wanted my company.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1013
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You wanted to feel like God with a hard-on, didn't you?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1014
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- What's defeasance?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1015
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- If it weren't for that article--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1016
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the source of which was
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1017
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an ex-special friend of mine that I neglected.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1018
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Yeah, so you reap.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1019
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You sow.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1020
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- Was it true?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1021
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- Yeah, it was. So what?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1022
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If that hit piece didn't come out, if I had my company,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1023
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you would be on a yacht right now.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1024
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Your board seat would be secure.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1025
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The stock would be 50 points higher.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1026
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My best friend wouldn't be backstabbing me right now.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1027
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- Best friends. Only in the K-hole.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1028
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- [stammering] Gabe, please tell me
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1029
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you're gonna have a lawyer look at that.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1030
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- Oh, gee. Thank you.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1031
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What, you think I'm a dingus?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1032
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Oh, and Carl, soon to be none of my business,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1033
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but you do not want this guy running your company.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1034
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- Oh, don't worry. This man gets nothing.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1035
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- Why? Why? - Because you're selfish!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1036
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And because you ruined my breakfast.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1037
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- Yeah, he is selfish, and he's not a good guy.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1038
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- Says the man who made money off incels
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1039
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betting on which girl at the orgy gets gangbanged?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1040
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Really? And you!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1041
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Spam?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1042
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Fucking spam.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1043
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I bet right now, there is a Nigerian prince
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1044
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just cutting you a royalty check!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1045
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- How much are you worth, son?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1046
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- Oh, I--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1047
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Hamish and I were just trying to build a community!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1048
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And I'm the bad guy?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1049
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People exchanged candles and kayaks
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1050
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and shit and then people--
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1051
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people fell in love on Fah-fa.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1052
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- Never heard of it. - Yeah, bullshit!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1053
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Bullshit!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1054
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You don't stop thinking about me.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1055
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You came here to find a way to lure me back.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1056
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