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So that's pretty much the nicest one you have, right?
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Yeah, that's probably the top model, you know,
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before you start getting into the Japanese toilets.
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Yeah, they're the sort of the super-high-class
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luxury models with all the bells and whistles.
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But you probably don't wanna spend that kind of money.
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Oh, well, we can show them to you.
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The Japanese toilets are right over there.
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Hi, Rick. This gentleman
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would like to see the Japanese toilets.
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Well, of course, sir. My name is Rick.
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Let me know if there's anything you need.
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These toilets are all equipped with the highest-end features,
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including an automatic bidet system,
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bluetooth capability, and seat warmers.
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And the toilet senses when you've come into the room,
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turns on a small light, plays welcome music,
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and raises the lid for you.
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Can I offer you some sparkling water or champagne?
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Oh, sure, I'll take some champagne.
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All the toilet's functions are operated
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by a touch-button remote which you mount
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where the toilet-paper roll used to go.
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So then where do you keep the toilet paper?
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With a Japanese toilet, you don't need toilet paper.
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The toilet washes you completely clean.
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It has warm water and a dryer
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and cleans you eight times better than toilet paper can.
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Would you like to take one for a test drive?
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I did have kind of a big breakfast.
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Guys, I wanted to talk to you because I want you all