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Tom has the freedom to do whatever he wants,
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but my men fought and died
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so he could tell jokes, hang out with his Jew buddies
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and prance around like some Gypsy broad.
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Did you know my son needs to inject testosterone into his body?
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What kind of man needs to inject testosterone into his body?
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I'm 78. I had no problem putting lead into my pencil.
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No needles, no pills.
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Attaboy. Attaboy!
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- Jesus Christ. - I know. That was very...
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- Thank you... - Bad.
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...Stevie, and, uh, of course, Wes,
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for that interesting lesson in history.
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Up next, we have Luis Ochoa and the story of his grandfather, Hector.
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- Holy shit. - Excuse us.
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South Beach, Miami, 1991, was all about cocaine.
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And that's because of... me.
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- I think I wanna see this. - Yeah, me too.
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Come and get some!
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Our kid's not that bad.
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No way. That's illegal. We're just racist.
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Don't touch it.
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Disgusting. That's why we're always out of peanut butter.
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I understand.
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All right. Goodbye, Genevieve.
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I said, "I love you."
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Feelings change?
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Yeah, I'm hungry.
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That's my feeling.
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Oh. Sir, you are back.
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Has your lady, uh, she arrived?
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Uh, dinner solo--
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- Please. No. - In English, sir.
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Your... Your French is very...
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She will not be joining me this evening.
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The chef has already begun to prepare the lamb broth dinner for two.
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- So unfortunately-- - It's fine. I'll pay for it.
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Very good, sir.
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Plus, this is better.
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Now you very much enjoy more food.
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Because you're fat.