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* I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time *
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
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* Humble folks without temptation *
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* Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
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* People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" *
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* Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! *
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* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine *
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See, Stan? You gotta choose
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if you wanna be in Gryffindor or Slytherin.
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Yeah, see, you gotta fight these fairy guys.
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The powder room toilet is broken.
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Did you jiggle the handle?
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Yes, I jiggled the handle.
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Will you come fix this, please?
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Huh, well, let's see.
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It's gotta be the little black floaty thingie.
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What'd you do to it?
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I didn't do anything.
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Lemme see if there's water in the bowl.
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No! Don't lift the lid.
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Why can't I lift the lid?
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- Don't, Randy! - Uh-huh.
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Hey, guys! Your mom took a shit
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and doesn't want me to see it.
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- Ew! - Gross, Dad!
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Randy! We need to get a new toilet.
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We can't just get rid of ol' blue, Sharon.
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This is embarrassing.
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It's the powder room toilet, the one guests use.
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You get a new toilet, Randy,
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or I'm not helping you sell weed anymore!
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Alright, alright. Sharon, you win.
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Can I help you with anything?
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Oh, yeah, just lookin' for a new toilet to replace Ol' Blue.
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Alright, well, all our toilets here are standard bowl,
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come with full warranty.
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How much you looking to spend?
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I happen to have my own weed business.