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Too awesome for old Pierce
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with your hip shirts
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and your gelled hair
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and your cool tape
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over your mouth.
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Why is everybody wearing
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tape over their mouth?
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It's a protest, Pierce.
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Conflicts like these
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will bring us together
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as an unlikely family.
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Then you tell me
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I'm trying too hard
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to be your friend
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so you have to go.
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You had to come out here
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to pretend to care
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about the stupid stuff
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she cares about.
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He is paraphrasing.
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go get a cup of coffee
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some sperm, buddy.
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Is this your idea?
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What the hell? I'm on fire!
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No, I'm not ready to die.
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[PIERCE SCREAMING]
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Oh, he's-- He's--
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WOMAN: Please call 911.
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"The incident occurred
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during a protest"
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"regarding events
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in Guatemala." Awareness!
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I ever accomplished.
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Did you know about the
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ethnic cleansing in Burma?
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[BOTH SQUEAL THEN GIGGLE]
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It says I'm sorry about
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crashing your protest
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with that drunken,
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self-immolating baby boomer.
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girls have two pee holes.
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You know what he did
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that's really crazy?