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You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you.
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You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my entire life.
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I can't believe someone as gorgeous as you can be so down to earth.
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Well, I've always tried to keep both feet on the ground, so...
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Yeah. So, listen, I have a lacrosse game, but I was wondering if you
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wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards.
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Lemon Hill? That's where all the cool kids used to go.
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- I've been there, like, 200 times. - Why don't you stop by?
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I mean, unless you got something better to do today.
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You are so much cooler than all the other girls I know.
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You are so sweet. Can you get me another one of these?
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- All right. There you go. - Look how much fun they're having.
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Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet.
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- High school was the best. - Do you even remember high school?
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s that the only reason you hang out with me and the other cool kids
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s 'cause you sold us weed. We all thought you were an asshole.
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All the guys knew you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends.
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Whatever. The only reason you got laid is 'cause you dated freshmen.
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Yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls.
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So, you better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy.
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You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement, Charlie. That's creepy.
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- No. There's watering in the eyes. - Now he's running away.
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- Oh, Trey, that is so sad. - It was a really bad breakup.