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What the hell have you been eating, Gutierrez?
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If your fat ass holds us up for even one second,
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I'm sending your ass back to Okinawa
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faster than you can say, "Chuba me chimichurri."
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Sir, yes, sir.
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You're the first of your kind in my platoon, Steinberg.
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- You got a problem with that? - Sir, no, sir.
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Fall back and keep that nose tucked in before it gets caught in a tripwire.
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That's my boy!
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You know we have to transfer schools, right?
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Small, Reggie, put your reefer out and turn off your Motown boogie beats!
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What the hell were you two clowns doing?
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Oh, you know, Lieutenant, just getting a little downtime.
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Are you two ever not relaxing?
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- I'm gonna go. - Fuck. No!
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- We're in this together. - It's part of our culture, sir.
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We love to dance or just sit around.
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Thank you for guiding us to be more than just
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a couple of Division-3 basketball players
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who had no real shot at the pros.
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- You fellows... - I'm sorry!
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...tell Tyrone here how we operate.
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There's no shootin' Black talk and no jive talk.
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We're not like this. I swear.
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We're here to do one thing and one thing only.
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Kill those two-faced rice-slopping commie bastards.
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Goddamn gooks.
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- How did he learn all this stuff? - By hanging out with my dad.
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Oh, it's a puppy.
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It's the puppy story.
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Nobody wants to blow up a puppy, but I'll do anything to protect my men.
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Is that a foot?
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That's a nice touch.
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There's no better feeling than killing the enemy.
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- Nice. - Oh, my God.
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War is ugly, but necessary to ensure a better world for our children.
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There you go. There you go.
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Take my own son, Tom.
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- Tommy, stand up. - No.
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Get your ass up.