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- Oh! It's okay, everybody, to beat your wife
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on a Saturday.
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Do we really think
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that Principal Durbin told Jack
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about the supervision policy
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when he can't even remember to fix the sign
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in front of the school?
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Since I've been here this week,
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I've noticed nothing but a trail of destruction
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on your watch.
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Kids falling off of desks,
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teachers defecating in their pants,
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and a Harvard professor being micromanaged
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by an incompetent, little wiener.
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But we have a chance
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to be on the right side of history.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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fire the wiener.
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.
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- Oh--uh, can we just--
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can we have a moment?
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Okay, thanks. Uh, Kim, can I talk to you over here?
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- Just--
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#403
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can you just ease up on Durbin a little bit?
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I mean, I think we can both agree as educators
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he's not the problem, it's the policy.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cut the crap, Jack.
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Okay, we both know you love teacher jail--
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being able to get paid to write your little book
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and play grab-ass with the freaks.
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You punk out on me now, and all that goes away.
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- I'm not punking out, I'm just saying lay off Durbin.
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He's a good guy. - It's too late, Jack.
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You let the dogs out.
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All right, everybody.
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On my next slide, you're gonna see
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#416
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Principal Durbin in full Native American headdress.
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- It--it was the '90s. It wasn't bad yet.
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- Okay, excuse me. Can I say something here?
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- Uh-uh, sit down! - Just--
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I have something to say, okay?
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Kim...
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Uh...tickled me.
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!
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- I'm sorry. - She's a teacher tickler.
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Yeah, she would wait until we were all alone
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and then she would just go bananas all over me,
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tickling me up and down.
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