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I see a lot of yous.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#133
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- Synchronized swimming? - You know it.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#134
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[♪ orchestral music playing]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#135
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All people want to do is scream at me
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#136
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in steakhouses about women's bodies.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#137
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Yeah. My wife hates you, which kind of makes me secretly like you.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#138
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Hey, Brett?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#139
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Do you think that we'll still be friends at college?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#140
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I don't know, man.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#141
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Oh, my God, we were super drunk last night.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#142
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Did I accidentally kill Brett Kavanaugh?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#143
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"Dear Peter, why did you accidentally kill me?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#144
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"Just kidding. I don't want my life anymore.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#145
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"You take it. Brett.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#146
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"PS, this is the first time I've ever put clothes on anyone
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#147
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"without their consent. Ha, ha, ha."
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#148
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- [knock at door] - [handler] Justice Kavanaugh?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#149
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[retches]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#150
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[sighs] It's him.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#151
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Did you guys see that chick in accounting?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#152
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Boy, I'd like to hustle her up some stairs against her will.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#153
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- It's really him. - Let's get him back
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#154
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to the Supreme Court of the United States of America,
Family Guy
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#155
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where he serves a lifetime appointment
Family Guy
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#156
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as one of only nine Senate-confirmed justices.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#157
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It's so cool that a guy named Brett gets to decide if women can have abortions.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#158
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[clears throat]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#159
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So, anyone watch anything interesting last night?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#160
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[Clarence Thomas] I'm finally gonna say something.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#161
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Or would it be weird, after 30 years,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#162
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if the first thing I say is, "I like Shark Tank"?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#163
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You can do this, Clarence. Here goes.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#164
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- [inhales] - [door opens]
Family Guy
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There he is. Hey, Kavanaugh.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#166
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Sorry I'm late. The steps outside are perfect for a slinky.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#167
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Ah, I love your refreshing honesty, Brett.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#168
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Dears, can I get a cup of coffee?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#169
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Brett, we're Justices Sotomayor and Barrett.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#170
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Right, sorry.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#171
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Hon, coffee?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#172
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No, I'm Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#173
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Yes, and I will definitely remember your name
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#174
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and not butcher it relentlessly going forward.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#175
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- Toots, coffee? - Stick it, Brett.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#176
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I'm Justice Elena Kagan. Ha-cha-cha.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#177
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Okay, ready for our morning introduction?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#178
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[♪ fanfare playing]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#179
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[narrator] Gathered together from Harvard and Yale,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#180
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