🎲 Surprise Me

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Did I see you letting the sun shine where it don't normally?
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- Yeah, it's called perineum sunning.
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It increases testosterone production,
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root chakra optimization, and--
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- And I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try it.
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You have so many great ideas.
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Bardolph is gonna try to fire me.
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We go back to HQ, right?
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We instigate the staff to walk out.
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We ride in. We rile them up.
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And then we say to Bardolph,
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hey, hey, you're gonna fire me?
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You're gonna have to fire everyone!
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talking people into doing shit
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that's not good for anyone but you.
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This is why you came, right?
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- Possibly your perspective while living here
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on a freakin' island has skewed you
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a little towards the paranoid.
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I'm just saying, there used to be GambleSluts
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Now there are armed guards.
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That's not progress, Gabe.
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- This is what you did to Hamish.
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You would stroke his ego and then steal his confidence
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over and over and over.
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You criticize. It's called leadership.
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I'm sorry, someone had to be the McCartney in the band.
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Who else was gonna do it?
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I mean...[laughs] Hamish?
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You wanna take the reins?
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Go swing your sun-kissed balls around?
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Show everyone that your root chakra is optimized?
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I would love to see you try.