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Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
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The most important thing about your brand is being flexible.
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We want to make sure you're completely satisfied.
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You say you're having some problems?
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There's this horrible spy
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who lives across the street from us,
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and we're gonna get him back by changing our brand!
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And I do see you're in our database,
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but you didn't first get help at this CumHammer location?
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My wife went to one in California as a child.
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Then you must be in the national system.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this you?
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"Sorority girl, Actress, Influencer, Victim."
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And then, you added your husband
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to your Friends and Family account.
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You must be the "Royal prince, millionaire,
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Oh, hey there. Just gimme a minute.
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I'm with some other clients right now, there, Kyle.
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Uh, no. This is an emergency.
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Oy! Do you mind! Stop invading...
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What the hell are you doing here?
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You just can't leave us alone, can you!
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Oh, my God, he's so obsessed with us.
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I'm not obsessed with you.
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Teaching people to think of their brand
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just makes more people like them.
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This whole thing is wrong.
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They're telling you guys to reduce yourselves into products
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instead of people to be truly understood and loved.
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Don't you guys want people to like you for you
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instead of who they want you to be?
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Look, we all have our faults. God knows I do.
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But if we just try to present and control an image of us
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for people to see, then, we're just performers