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I don't need 200 enslaved prisoners.
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I just need one abusive relationship.
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You're my trauma.
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And I promise you, when I get home, I'mma dig me a big old hole
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and mow all those people down into one mass grave.
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Plus, we're gonna save a fortune on shrimp.
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You don't have to wash your hands so much. That's all because of you.
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You and I are not in a relationship.
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Oh, yes, we are.
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You came into my life, you said a bunch of mean words,
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and then you left when I needed you most.
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But you got me feeling alive.
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Brains firing. I'm all bricked up.
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You're gonna stick around and help me write one more hit song.
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I'm thinking a ballad.
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Something about love and loss, about letting go.
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Yeah, letting go.
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- And then maybe you can let me go. - Absolutely not.
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Because clearly, a breakup is not enough.
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I need my heart ripped out, Shelly.
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I just need to lose one person I feel a real connection to.
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It's not gonna work.
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Because I'm just some girl that you met a day ago.
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We don't even have a history.
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There's no real loss at the end of this.
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I know you have someone in your life.
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Someone who matters. Someone who you loved.
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that's the person.
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That's the person that can inspire you to write that hit song.
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are fucking brilliant.
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There is someone...
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Oh, no, no, no! Byung Sung! Oh, God, my brother.
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Why, God? Why would you take him from me?
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I feel all these emotions.
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It worked, buddy.
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I feel I miss you already.
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Oh, God. Shelly, it's working.
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Look, there's real tears coming out of my eyes.
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I'm traumatized.
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This was my best friend. Oh, shit!
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Oh! I get to use the hankie that you gave me.