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is wives who won't let us drink.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#69
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He left Philadelphia, uttering several anti-Italian slurs
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#70
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on his way out, all of which are true.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#71
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Unfortunately, he didn't realize Philadelphia is built
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#72
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- on a platform 9,000 feet in the air. - [horse neighs]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#73
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[all screaming]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#74
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Just take off your headsets.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#75
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- [all yell] - [Casey] The fall proved to be fatal.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#76
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And right before Pawtucket Pat died, he pooped his pants.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#77
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We have pants available in the gift shop.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#78
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No. That's a different scumbag Brett.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#94
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I'm talking about the Supreme Court Justice.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#95
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He'd like the tour, and I don't want a spectacle.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#96
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- [Brett whoops] I love beer! - That's him now.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#98
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Hello, your judgesty, Peter Griffin.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#99
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Hey, just call me Brett. All right, guys, skedaddle.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#100
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I'm so pumped.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#101
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I've toured every brewery in the country except this one. I love beer!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#102
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Yeah, you've screamed that twice now.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#103
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I scream it all the time. It's kind of how I got my job.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#104
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- Me, too. - That's awesome.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#105
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Tour time. I love beer!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#106
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Then you'll love all the dull trivia behind it.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#107
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Peter, I don't want some normie dork tour.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#108
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Look at us. We're bloated kindred spirits.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#109
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We even look alike.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#110
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We're in love with the same mistress, Peter.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#111
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And you know everything about her: her moods, her little whims, her musk.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#112
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Show me her world, Peter.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#113
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Show me your... beer.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#114
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[Peter sucking]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#115
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Double keg stand. Are there any chicks watching?
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#116
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No. Even better, just guys.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#117
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One thing I do know,
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#118
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beer can only be drunk in an upright body position.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#119
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Uh, Keith? I'm gonna ask you to turn around for a sec.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#120
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[chuckles] You're gonna feel pretty silly.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#121
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[gulping]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#122
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Yes. We got to experience what it's like to be beer.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#123
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And we drank our own pee in the can.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#124
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- No, we didn't. - Right. No, yeah, right.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#125
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Hey, Brett, you're pretty cool for a Supreme Court justice.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#126
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That's all I want people to say.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#127
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Last one in's a rotten egg!
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#128
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I will not be a rotten egg.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#129
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Bro, let's see who can get the reddest the fastest.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#130
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[gulping]
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#131
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I'm very drunk, Peter. There are a lot of yous.
Family Guy
S23E03 — Drunk with Power
#132
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