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I love that it was your idea.
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And I hate the people in Palo Alto.
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I know everybody deserves therapy,
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but that has to apply to the folks
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that live out here, too, right?
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It's less money for us, maybe.
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So we're not surrounded by world beaters,
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but, you know, as far as neighbors and friends go,
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the world beaters suck.
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So maybe we just make peace with enough.
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[clears throat] Hey, Orson.
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Talk to your mom. She might have some news.
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Uh, well, Gary and I are talking about--you know,
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and nothing is set in stone, but possibly to move here.
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- I suppose soon, real soon.
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- You--I just started settling in,
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and you wanna send me to live on a farm?
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I can finally freakin' eat like a normal person,
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and you won't pay for my medicine!
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Maybe you like me better sick and feeble.
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How could you possibly think that?
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- I know you did something bad.
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If you wanna run away from whatever shit you pulled,
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But you're not gonna cuck me
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into living in fucking garlic town!
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I should make you give me the $2,000.
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And if I were a fascist, trust me, I would.
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But I don't need you, you selfish bi--
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Are we ready to pick some apples?