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Keep goin'.
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#285
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Mine's lower than usual. Keep goin'.
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#286
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- But this desire for a so-called answer
A P Bio
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#287
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reflects a society obsessed with the, um--
A P Bio
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#288
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uhh--
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#289
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Ephemeral. - Ephemeral, yes.
A P Bio
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#290
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Yes, Philip, yes.
A P Bio
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#291
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I'll tell you, now that I have a clear thesis,
A P Bio
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#292
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this book practically will write itself.
A P Bio
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#293
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I mean, I think we can have a draft in a month.
A P Bio
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#294
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- I do.
A P Bio
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#295
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Can we talk?
A P Bio
S01E02 — Teacher Jail
#296
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- Uhh, yeah. One sec.
A P Bio
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#297
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- Look, this thing is getting blown way out of proportion.
A P Bio
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#298
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Jack, you know you're in the wrong.
A P Bio
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#299
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Okay, how about a one day suspension?
A P Bio
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#300
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- Uh, I don't know.
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#301
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I mean, I think this-- this policy
A P Bio
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#302
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really needs to be examined.
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#303
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I mean, these--these kids are old enough to get pregnant.
A P Bio
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#304
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They can't be alone for two seconds?
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#305
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- That's literally the reason
A P Bio
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#306
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they shouldn't be left alone.
A P Bio
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#307
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Look, it's one day, okay?
A P Bio
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#308
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How about a-- a slap on the wrist,
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#309
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we'll put the whole thing behind us.
A P Bio
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#310
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- Jack, my fingers are getting cold.
A P Bio
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#311
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I gotta go.
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#312
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I'm so sorry, Ralph. I don't like this
A P Bio
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#313
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any more than you do.
A P Bio
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#314
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.
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#315
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- All right, Helen said we could find
A P Bio
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#316
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every sub in the district on here.
A P Bio
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#317
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If we find one we like, maybe we can
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#318
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go around her completely.
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#319
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- If I see anyone coming,
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#320
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I'll play "Baker Street."
A P Bio
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#321
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- Uh, I think you know.
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#322
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- Here we go.
A P Bio
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#323
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Let's find the biology teacher of our dreams.
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#324
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Oh, here we go. - I feel like he's too jacked.
A P Bio
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#325
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[playing "Baker Street" on saxophone]
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#326
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- What the--
A P Bio
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#327
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What the heck are you guys doing on my Dell?
A P Bio
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#328
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- We're looking for a new substitute.
A P Bio
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#329
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The truth is...
A P Bio
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#330
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Principal Durbin needs you even more than we do.
A P Bio
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#331
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- Yeah. He's been through so much.
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#332
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