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It's because I'm an ethnic woman!
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He can't do that! I'll see...
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Wait, you're ethnic? This is an outrage!
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We'll just see how he deals with my blue penis!
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Have some respect for this privacy!
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he's not gonna get away with this.
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Hey, guys! How you doin?!
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I'm great. Got some good sleep last night.
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Just letting' things roll right off my back, you know?
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'Cause that's the kind of guy I am.
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Hey, do you guys wanna play Darktide after school?
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Or if not, whatever. I'm cool either way.
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Yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out.
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Cool. Whatever. I'm care-free and unflappable.
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I'll catch you guys at lunch!
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Wow, Kyle, you seem really different.
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But you know, I really need to thank a good friend.
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He introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person.
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He's out on the playground,
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getting the shit beat out of him by Bebe.
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Don't ever say that shit again!
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What the hell is going on?!
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I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up,
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and started talking shit to me!
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Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive,
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so I told Bebe to go fuck herself.
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Who do you even think you are?!
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You want some more of this, you dumb slut?
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Butters, what are you doing?
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Hey, Kyle, will you relax.
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You're kind of fucking up my brand.
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Okay, that does it... come on, Butters.
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You're going back to CumHammer.
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You're lucky he saved your ass!