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[Angel] "Oh I'm a bad man on the streets
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who never got enough hugs."
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"Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?"
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[Angel] Wow. Who wrote this?
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It's great, right? Keep going.
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"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some devil's dandruff."
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[Angel] Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Not me. I have to go home and study.
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"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...
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The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs.
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I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!
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[fanfare sounds] Yes! Oh, bravo, bravo!
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at this rate you'll be redeemed in no time.
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[Angel] I... I'm going to bed.
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[Charlie] I am so proud of you, Sir Pentious.
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-That was amazing. -Thank you.
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-That was beautiful work today! -[Sir Pentious] Thank you.
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You like me. You really like me!
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[voicemail beeps] [Valentino] Angel, Baby, come home.
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It's not the same without you here. I miss you, come back
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[shouting] Angel you bitch, If you don't come home,
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You will be fucking greasy truckers for the next year--
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[Valentino] Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell,
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but you know how crazy you make me f--
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[shouting] You fuckin' slut!
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[Valentino being friendly] Hey, Angie, about earlier--
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[shouting] Kill your whole fucking fam--
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Work ' s really stressful--
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[shouting] Little cocksucking piece of shit--
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[ominous music] You actually think you can change?
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-Addict trash like you doesn't change. -[sigh]
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[Valentino] I'll see you soon, baby.
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Sorry. Not now, Fat Nuggets. [oinks]
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[bottles clink] [cork squeaks open]
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[Angel] You slippery little shit!